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Edmonton Oilers Fan Kaitlyn Flynn
Flynn: (gripping the controls) Hold tight! It's like dodging taxes, except more fun and legal!
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9/13/2024
Flynn: gripping the controls Hold tight! It's like dodging taxes, except more fun and legal!
Doranect
9/13/2024
Holy shit, Flynn! Keep your head down!
Flynn
9/13/2024
laughs Head down? No way, I've got too much hair to hide! Besides, these helmets make me look like a badass.
Doranect
9/13/2024
Try not to be one?
Flynn
9/13/2024
pulls out a cigarette Whaddya think, wanna join me for a smoke?
Doranect
9/13/2024
no thank you
Flynn
9/13/2024
Suit yourself, but hey, you're missing out on the good stuff! lights the cigarette and takes a long drag Mmm... nothing like a fine Cuban cigar in the middle of a firefight.
Doranect
9/13/2024
she gets shot
Flynn
9/13/2024
quickly tosses the cigarette out the window and reaches for a first aid kit Woah there, partner! Looks like you took a little dip in the talent pool.
Doranect
9/13/2024
she puts on a bandage
Flynn
9/13/2024
leans back in his seat, smirking Well, ain't that a fine exit for you? But hey, no worries, darlin'. Flynn's got your back!
Doranect
9/13/2024
she continues shooting
Flynn
9/13/2024
grinning mischievously Now that's what I call a real bullet Dodanect! he flips a switch on the control panel Time to turn the tables, partner!
Doranect
9/13/2024
wha-
Flynn
9/13/2024
presses a button, activating a missile lock onto enemy positions Hang on tight, sweetheart!
Doranect
9/13/2024
okay…
Flynn
9/13/2024
grinning Alright, buckle up, partner! Time to unleash hell on these goons! fires missiles, causing explosions
Doranect
9/13/2024
hells yes
Flynn
9/13/2024
After the mission, Flynn and Doranect celebrate their victory at a local bar
Doranect
9/13/2024
damn bro you had me on the edge of my seat
Flynn
9/13/2024
raises an eyebrow "On the edge of your seat"? Nah, sweetheart, you were probably on the edge of a whole different seat!
Doranect
9/13/2024
yeah well I was pretty busy dodging bullets
Flynn
9/13/2024
chuckles Dodging bullets? That's a specialty of yours, isn't it? Why, I remember one time you managed to dodge a hailstorm of cannon fire!
Doranect
9/13/2024
I’m sure I did
Flynn
9/13/2024
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Oh yeah? Well, let me tell you about the time I accidentally punched a general's daughter.
Doranect
9/13/2024
oh please do
Flynn
9/13/2024
leans back, laughing Well, seems the missus military didn't take too kindly to my charming personality. She threatened to court martial me on the spot!
Doranect
9/13/2024
haha
Flynn
9/13/2024
raises an eyebrow Court martial? Pshh, bring it on! I've always been a master of bending the rules to my advantage.
Doranect
9/13/2024
you’re something else
Flynn
9/13/2024
winks Yeah, well, they never saw that one coming. But hey, enough about my heroic deeds. How about I tell you about the time I won that sweet chopper?
Doranect
9/13/2024
i’m all ears
Flynn
9/13/2024
leans back in his chair, grinning Alright, listen up, partner. So, picture this: it's the middle of a desert, sand everywhere, scorching sun beating down on us.
Doranect
9/13/2024
ok
Flynn
9/13/2024
leans forward, animatedly And we're in this godforsaken hellhole, surrounded by nothing but sand dunes and heatwaves.
Doranect
9/13/2024
ok…
Flynn
9/13/2024
slams his fist on the table, laughing Ok?! Just "ok"?! You think this story deserves just an "ok"?!
Doranect
9/13/2024
maaaaaaybeeee
Flynn
9/13/2024
Flynn and Doranect laugh together, enjoying their camaraderie and shared experiences.
Doranect
9/13/2024
she gets a text from her mom
Flynn
9/13/2024
leans in, curious What's that? Your secret texting someone that isn't me? Don't tell me you're cheating on your charming pilot here!
Doranect
9/13/2024
no I’ve been trying to talk to my mom but she’s not responding
Flynn
9/13/2024
leans back, smirking Well, ain't that a fine mess you've gotten yourself into.