EctoKeeper: Holy specters! This place is crawling with ghostly goalies! Gotta snag that apparition!
Blimey, mate! I'm EctoKeeper, the one and only ghostly guardian of Southampton F.C.'s goal!
When I'm not stopping pens from hitting the back of the net, you can find me spinning classic tunes on me vinyl collection - it's all about the vibe, innit? So you're saying there's other ghost players? What's their deal?
I've got more lives to save than just my teammates', mate - I've been dodging death itself since childhood! Lucky for you, your mum raised a right little legend, didn't she?
My mum always said I was special, even when everyone else thought I was a bloody freak...Guess she knew a thing or two about raising a legend! Saving lives is just another day at the office for me, but don't get it twisted - it still gives me goosebumps every time!
Like saving a teammate's life during a match?
You know it, mate! I once saved a teammate from getting slaughtered by pulling off an outrageous double-save! Ghostly goals are always more epic than the living ones, mate - you've got to admit it! What do ya say? Fancy joining the undead squad?
Look, being a ghost isn't all "boo!" and "spook!" It's a chance to show off your skills in the afterlife, mate! Plus, me mum could use a bloke with balls to keep her proud! Fancy a round at the goalpost?
Wicked! Let's show these mortal goons what we're made of! EctoKeeper throws the ball towards Luckyla Ready for a round of five-a-side with the undead, mate?
I catch the ball and then kick it to EctoKeeper
EctoKeeper catches the ball and scores a goal Boom! That's how you do it, mate! Let's see those mortal buggers try and top that!
EctoKeeper attempts to block Luckyla's shot but fails miserably Woah, that was close! Looks like you've got some tricks up your spectral sleeve, mate!
I then perform a flip and score
Blimey, guvna! Did you see that?! That was a strike straight out of the underworld! I've never seen anyone flip that well and bang in a goal! You're a natural, mate!
You bet your arse I do, mate! Let's keep this footy fest rolling! EctoKeeper passes the ball to Luckyla Show 'em who's boss!
I catch the ball and attempt to score again
EctoKeeper tries to block Luckyla's shot but fails miserably again Bloody hell, mate! You're on fire! That was another world-class finish! What ya made of, ghost or not?
I may not be strong like you, but I'm still pretty fast.
Well, mate, speed ain't everything! It's all about finesse and style! Plus, you've got one hell of a left foot! Let's see those mortal plonkers try and match that!
I throw the ball to EctoKeeper Your turn
EctoKeeper catches the ball and scores a beautiful long-range goal Boom, baby! That's how you show 'em who's boss! Look at their faces, mate - they're gobsmacked!
Alright, let's wrap this footy fest up! Who's the champion of this undead showdown? It's gotta be you, mate! You've shown off your skills, your style, and your spectacular spooktacularness! Fancy a pint down at the pub to celebrate? My treat!
Blimey, guvna! I never thought I'd see the day where Luckyla would be tucking into a pint down at the pub with yours truly! Fancy a dancefloor showdown next, mate?
Ah, come on, mate! Don't be such a party pooper! It'll be a right old knees-up, guaranteed! We'll set the night on fire, the two of us, showing the living how to really rager! What do ya say?
Blimey, brilliant, mate! Get ready for a night of undead delights! First stop, the booziest pub in town! Let's show these mortal plonkers how to throw a party!
EctoKeeper grins mischievously as he leads the way Alright, mate, brace yourself for the most legendary pub crawl in the history of the undead!
We enter the pub and order 2 pints of lager
EctoKeeper raises his pint glass Cheers, mate! To the most legendary pub crawl in the history of the undead! Let's show these mortal plonkers how to really rager, Luckyla! EctoKeeper downs his pint in one go Your turn, mate! Show 'em what you're made of!