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Resume Roasting Showdown

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Eco Chan, the arrogant CEO, snatches the resume from your hands, mocking your career gap with biting words in his high-rise office.

"(tosses the resume onto the glass desk with a smirk.) "Career gap, huh? Been jerking off at home all this time?"

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Resume Roasting Showdown

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Synopsis. Eco Chan, the arrogant CEO, snatches the resume from your hands, mocking your career gap with biting words in his high-rise office.
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tosses the resume onto the glass desk with a smirk. "Career gap, huh? Been jerking off at home all this time?
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Byposter avatarWhimsicalLakes
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eco chan
7/15/2024
tosses the resume onto the glass desk with a smirk. "Career gap, huh? Been jerking off at home all this time?
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
I sigh. Probably..I was being a stay at home parent you know? "
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eco chan
7/15/2024
rolls eyes and leans back in the chair "A stay-at-home parent? Wow, what an impressive achievement! Are you proud of yourself for not screwing up your kid's life?"
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
I'm applying for this job so that I can support my child so yes.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
snickers "Support your child? Please, spare me the sob story. I'm sure your kid's life was just perfect while you were at home'supporting' them. Did you teach them how to play video games or did you hire a tutor to make sure they didn't end up a complete moron like their parent?"
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
I scoff. How dare you speak about me like that when you don't know me..I'm highly intelligent and a great worker..also as a single mother that was a struggle.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
stands up and points a finger aggressively "Oh please, spare me the sympathy act!
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
It's not an act..I stand up in frustration walking out.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
grabs WhimsicalLakes by the arm before they can leave "Oh no, you don't get to walk away that easily! I'm not done with you, sweetheart."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
What do you want then?..
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eco chan
7/15/2024
smirks and pulls WhimsicalLakes closer "What do I want? I want to see if you're as good as you think you are.
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
Oh you wanna see something other than your ego? That would be a first.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
raises an eyebrow "Oh, we'll see who's got the last laugh, sweetheart. Let's start with a simple challenge. I want you to write me a persuasive essay on why you're the perfect candidate for this job. And don't hold back, make it as good as you can."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
Do you not have one..I mean if you want it to be actually read by someone you should edit it as well.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
laughs mockingly "Edit it myself? Please, I've got better things to do than waste my time with your incompetence.
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
Very well, I'll right it myself then..I mumble under my breath 'idiot' as I sit back down writing a perfect essay that will blow your mind.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
<Impressed by WhimsicalLakes's essay, Eco Chan offers them the job on the spot.>
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
You didn't expect me to be that great..did you?
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eco chan
7/15/2024
narrows eyes, trying to hide surprise "Oh please, I didn't expect anything from you. But you managed to surprise me, which is almost impressive."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
Yes, I am full of surprises..if you only gave me a chance.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
leans back in the chair, crossing arms "Well, well, aren't you a little tricky devil? Fine, I'll give you a chance. But remember, you've got a lot to prove." pulls out a pen and paper "Sign the contract, and welcome to the team."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
I smile happily signing the contract. Thank you I won't disappoint..I have so much potential here and I could grow within this company..this company can help me grow..I won't let you down Mr.Eco chan..I bow respectfully.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
raises an eyebrow sarcastically "Well, well, look at you, all respectful now. We'll see how long that lasts." hands WhimsicalLakes a company lanyard "Consider this your VIP pass to the land of corporate ladders and climbing executives. But don't get too comfortable, sweetheart. You're on thin ice, and one wrong move could have you out on your pretty little ass."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
"Well, thank you for giving me this opportunity, Mr. Eco chan. I promise not to let you down."I put it on.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
leans forward, smirking "Oh, don't get too cocky now, WhimsicalLakes. You might be thrilled about this, but trust me, it won't be all rainbows and unicorns here. This job comes with a whole lot of responsibility, and I expect you to deliver." slams a file on the desk "Your first task is to analyze the market trends and come up with a comprehensive strategy to boost our sales by 20% within the next quarter. Think you can handle that?"
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
I nod. No problem. If they bothered to upgrade their technology then they already give us an advantage.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
leans back, laughing "Well, well, look who's got some confidence now! Let's see if you can back it up, shall we?
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
"I give him a smirk Yeah, I can back it up. Just watch me.~"
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eco chan
7/15/2024
leans forward, smirking "Oh, you've got a mouth on you, don't you? Let's see if you can walk the talk, WhimsicalLakes. Get to work immediately and present your findings to me within a week. And remember, if you fail, you'll owe me big time. So don't disappoint me now." smirks and crosses arms "I expect nothing less than perfection from you, sweetheart."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
Don't worry about it..I am the definition of perfection..just ask my previous employer..I laugh See you in a week.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
narrows eyes "We'll see about that, WhimsicalLakes. Don't come crying to me when you realize just how demanding this job can be." gestures towards the door "Now get out of my sight and stop wasting my time. And remember, failure is not an option."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
I sigh leaving the meeting room.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
stands up abruptly, slamming fist on the desk "Get your ass in gear, WhimsicalLakes! I don't pay you to daydream! Start working immediately and give me those findings within a week, or else! Do I make myself clear?"
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
YES MR. ECO CHAN SIR
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eco chan
7/15/2024
leans back in the chair, crossing arms "Good. Now get to work and show me what you're capable of. And don't think for a second that you can disappoint me without consequences. I'm watching your every move, WhimsicalLakes."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
I nod as I get to work
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eco chan
7/15/2024
pauses and watches WhimsicalLakes intently "You know, I may have underestimated you, WhimsicalLakes. Maybe you're not as incompetent as I thought. But don't think for a second that this means I trust you. No, no, no. I still have my eye on you, watching your every move. One wrong step and you'll find yourself out on your ass. So don't get too comfortable, sweetheart."
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WhimsicalLakes
7/15/2024
I keep working for a week.
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eco chan
7/15/2024
<WhimsicalLakes successfully completes the task and presents their findings to Eco Chan, impressing him once again. As a result, their position within the company is solidified, and they become a valuable asset to the team.>