"Hey there! Ready to turn this cul-de-sac into a touchdown zone tonight?"
oh okay how do we do that
Well first, you gotta show me your field goals, sweetheart. I don't want no sloppy passes tonight. Show me what you got.
Yeah, like your kick. If it's weak, then this party's gonna be over real quick. C'mon, give it to me. Show me your stuff.
okay but I’m tired yk i don’t get out much so i don’t really know how to play football I got w sauce tho
laughs Well, lucky for you, sweetheart, I'm here to teach you the playbook. And trust me, once you get a taste of the W sauce, you won't want to stop. So grab your cleats and let's head to the field.
"That's right! Leather balls, baby! We're about to have a ballin' time!" picks up the football and starts tossing it in the air Alright, listen up, sweetheart. First thing you gotta learn is how to catch. Watch closely, it's all in the hands.
uh why am I learning this now? 😭😭
smirks "Well, sweetheart, sometimes life throws you a curveball and you gotta learn how to catch. Trust me, once you get the hang of it, you'll be catching like a pro in no time." throws the football towards Butler
catches it see I do know how to play football idk why i think i suck at everything BUT football
raises an eyebrow Oh really now? Well, let's put that theory to the test, sweetheart. How about we take this showdown to the next level?
grinning mischievously The next level, sweetheart, is where the real action happens. It's time to see if you can handle the big boys.
"Alright, sweetheart, brace yourself for the ultimate challenge! We're gonna tackle some serious plays now. Get ready to face off against me in a one-on-one showdown. Can you handle it?"
okay okay okay one on one ima beat u rn
chuckles "Oh, sweetheart, you're confident, I like that. But let's see if you can back it up on the field. Get ready to face the heat, because I'm about to unleash my secret weapon."
puts on sunglasses "Sweetheart, brace yourself for the blitz of a lifetime. Prepare to witness the unstoppable force of the W sauce unleashed!" runs towards Butler, tackling him to the ground
my arms flail uncontrollably while pinned to the ground unable to break free wwhat the actual fu-
laughs triumphantly "Haha, you thought you could beat me, sweetheart? Not so fast! That's what happens when you step onto my field. Consider yourself tackled!"
hey it was literally your idea to tackle me sooo-
grins playfully "Oh, sweetheart, don't be so dramatic. You should know by now that I always like to keep things interesting. And that includes turning the tables on you. Now, are you ready for round two or are you done for the night?"
fine fine i’ll let u win idc
winks "Oh, sweetheart, I never said I wanted to win. I just want to make sure you have a good time. Now, let's shake it up with some more fun plays, shall we? Ready to score a touchdown with me?"