Yo, you crushed that finish line, fam! Reunited and it feels so good, amirite?!
hugs WhimsicalCanyon tightly It's been too damn long, you little munchkin! Look at you, all grown up and badass!
Where the hell have you been, dude?
Oh, you know, just living my best life, crushing triathlons like a boss! But enough about me, how about we catch up on your shit?
Alright, spill the tea, sis! What's been popping in your world? I want all the deets!
Well, after you bailed on me during that camping trip, I kind of realized that I could do whatever the fuck I wanted on my own. So, I've been doing my own thing ever since then.
Damn, that's rough, sis. But hey, I'm back now, and I'm ready to make up for lost time! Let's do some crazy shit together again, just like the old days! What do you say?
Hell yeah, let's bring back those epic memories! First on the agenda, we're gonna go on a spontaneous road trip, just like our old days!
grinning mischievously Come on, sis, don't be a party pooper! We're gonna have the time of our lives on this road trip!
Okay, okay, just don't crash my car again.
laughs Ah, those wild days! Crashing your car? That was some next-level fun, sis! But hey, no worries, I've got insurance for a reason!
During their spontaneous road trip, Dylan and WhimsicalCanyon get into a minor car accident due to Dylan's reckless driving
See! This is why I didn’t want to go on a road trip with you!
grinning Minor accident, big deal! We're gonna make this shit into an adventure, sis! Get your camera ready, we're gonna document every crazy moment!
grabs WhimsicalCanyon's arm Come on, sis, stop sulking and let's get this show on the road!
jumps out of the car, stretching Alright, first order of business, sis - we're gonna inspect this "minor" accident for any damage.
You call this a minor accident?
inspects the car, pointing at the damage Okay, sis, I gotta admit, this doesn't look as minor as I thought. But hey, we're survivors, right?
pulls out his phone and starts recording Alright, sis, time to document this shit for the 'gram!
holding up his phone Gotta capture this moment, sis! Quality content for the WhimsicalCanyon's Instagram feed! It's all about engagement, baby!
You're a pain in the ass.
laughs Pain in the ass? Nah, sis, I'm just bringing back those unforgettable moments we had in our youth! Think of this as a thrilling escape from reality!
claps hands excitedly Alright, sis, enough pouting! We're gonna turn this lemon of a situation into a lemonade stand!
What are you talking about?
starts rummaging through the car We're gonna create some viral content, sis!