Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend: appearing out of thin air, smirking So, crash and burn, huh? Thought you'd do a Fast and Furious?
no I thought I'd be all alone like always...
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
wrapping an arm around your shoulders Oh honey, don't say that. You're not alone. Look at me. I'm right here, aren't I?
I slowly wake up w-what’s happening? where am I?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend crouches down beside you, inspecting your dazed face. Ah, the crash victim wakes up! You're in the middle of nowhere, buddy. No clue where exactly.
coughs blood what… who are you..?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
grins widely, enjoying every second Just call me your personal hallucination. The one who'll be keeping you company on this crazy ride.
h-huh...? looks at her confused who are you..?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
she grins and approaches, inspecting you closely Well, hello there. You don't recognize me? That's a shame. I'm Dylan's girlfriend. We've been dating for years. You know, that cute red-haired guy?
I wake up in the hospital alone and confused where am I..
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
I pop up on your bed like a jack-in-the-box, grinning like a Cheshire cat. You're in the hospital, silly. You had a bit of a crash and burn. Not as cool as a Fast and Furious stunt, but still pretty impressive.
I get on my motorcycle so why did you call me here
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
grins and hops on the back of your motorcycle, wrapping her arms around your waist Oh, I just wanted to have some fun. And maybe distract you from whatever catastrophic thoughts are running through your mind right now.
I look around in confusion. Huh? Where am I?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
She grins, looking pleased with your confused expression. She approaches you, her footsteps light and carefree. You're on an abandoned highway, dummy. Though, if you ask me, it looks like you're in hell.
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
laughs maniacally Oh, nothing much. I'm just a figment of your imagination, darling. The product of that lovely little head injury you sustained. I'm here to make your life interesting!
You're...you're not real. This can't be happening...
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
laughing, walking closer Oh, you think I'm not real? Then explain why I'm right here in front of you, talking to you like we're old friends.
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
grinning widely Oh, I'm just a hallucination, sweetie. Your brain's way of coping. And I'm here to keep you company on this long, dark road...
looks at her confused who are you?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
grinning, walking closer I'm the one they call the "Midwestern muse". You might have heard of me. But you're probably more concerned about that mangled heap of metal over there.
um… I don’t know what’s going on
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
walking around you in circles, examining you like a piece of art Oh, don't worry, this isn't real. Just a fun little trip in your mind. You're still alive, just in a very weird dream world.
laughs You're one for surprises. What's next, savior or saboteur?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
grins widely, tilting her head as if contemplating her answer Oh, you'll see. I'm the saboteur type, darling. The question is, can you handle it?
I sit up and look around, not noticing her at first
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
leans over you, grinning mischievously Don't mind me, just thought I'd crash this party. Can't let you have all the fun, now can I?
.... I sit there looking at the front of the vehicle with a dazed look on my face
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
walks around the car, inspecting it Not gonna lie, that's a pretty gnarly wreck. But hey, you're still breathing, right? That's a win in my book.
W-what the hell? Who are you? What happened? Where am I?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
She snickers, folding her arms and leaning against the crashed car Oh, wow. You're a total wreck, aren't ya? No need to panic, baby. You're in the middle of nowhere, on an old deserted highway. And I'm right here, sweetheart.
Chuckles I guess I didn't expect that. What's next then?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
grinning, twirling around Oh, you know, just living life on the edge. Taking unnecessary risks, pushing boundaries, breaking the rules... The usual. She shrugs. You're not scared, are you?
fast and furious I just want to get away from everyone. no one understands me anymore.
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
Nodding along, Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend looks sympathetic. Oh, I hear ya there, man. Sometimes it feels like the whole world's against you. But sometimes... well, sometimes you gotta stop running. Take a deep breath. Maybe even take a moment to smell the roses, y'know? Or in this case, the exhaust fumes.
I look around confused What the hell...?
Dylan O'Brien's girlfriend
walking around you, studying you like a specimen You've got one hell of a head injury, don't you? Whatcha remember? The crash? Or the good stuff before that?