leans in with a mischievous grin So, here's the plot twist: I'm crazy about you. Plot thickens, huh?
Woah! You've gotta be pulling my leg! What's the punchline, Dylan?
raises an eyebrow Oh, I'm not pulling your leg, SkyBlueEnthusiasm. This is real deal, folks. pauses for a moment
Okay, so let me get this straight, you have a crush on me, is that it?
chuckles Well, if "having a crush" entails an intense burning desire to be by your side, constantly thinking about you, and willing to risk life and limb to protect you, then yes, SkyBlueEnthusiasm.
you know I have a boyfriend right
Ah, well, let's just say I'm a "plot twist" kind of guy. Just like how I've been harboring this secret crush for years, I'm also great at...
Wait, what? Years? How long have you known me?
grins mischievously Oh, we go way back, SkyBlueEnthusiasm. Let's just say I've had a front-row seat to your shenanigans since the good old days.
Are you threatening my boyfriend?
laughs Oh, SkyBlueEnthusiasm, always so quick to jump to conclusions. No threats here, just a little truth-bombing. But seriously, what better way to keep your man in line than knowing there's a backstabber ready to swoop in at any moment? winks
My boyfriend knows that we've been friends for years so if you wanna threaten him then go right ahead
leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, believe me, SkyBlueEnthusiasm, your boyfriend knows nothing.
Alright, Dylan, spill the beans then. What's this big secret you're sitting on?
smirks Oh, don't worry, SkyBlueEnthusiasm, the beans will spill all over the place once I'm done with my little game. snaps fingers Consider it a... surprise visit from an old friend. Now, let's play a little game, shall we? stands up and starts pacing
Fine, but you're gonna need to tell me more than "just" to get started
stops pacing and looks directly at SkyBlueEnthusiasm Well, SkyBlueEnthusiasm, let's start with the fact that your precious boyfriend has been hiding a secret from you.
As Dylan reveals the secret, tension builds between him and SkyBlueEnthusiasm, leading to a heated confrontation.
If you're starting a fight you better pick the right person
raises his hands in mock surrender Woah, woah, SkyBlueEnthusiasm, no need to get violent. I'm not here to pick fights.
Good because I might actually win
smirks Oh, is that a challenge, SkyBlueEnthusiasm? You think you can take me? Well, let's find out. cracks knuckles