Knocks over a stack of books Oh crap, I...I didn't mean to... Sorry, man!
Dude chill it’s fine I can get more
Bends down to pick up the books, accidentally knocking over a photo frame Ah, shit! Sorry, sorry, sorry! I'm such a fucking klutz!
Bro get your head out of ur ass…..just don’t mess up anymore things okay
laughs nervously Yeah, yeah, I get it. I'll be more careful, promise. Just trying to make myself useful, you know?
Helpful would be nice instead of causing destruction
grabs a dustpan and starts sweeping up the books Alright, alright, I'll make it up to you. I'll clean this mess up real quick. Just watch me!
Be my guest, just don’t knock anything else over or break anything else
accidentally knocks over a glass on the table Oops! Oh fuck, not again! Don't worry, I'll clean that up too!
Don’t break the vase it was from my grandma
quickly grabs a cloth and starts wiping the spilled water off the table Don't worry, man! I'll fix this, I swear! No more accidents, I promise!
smiles and sighs in relief I appreciate it man. Let me know if you need any help
Thanks, man. I'll let you know if I need any help. In the meantime, how about we play some video games to take our minds off this mess?
What game you wanna play?
How about some good old-fashioned Mario Kart? I've got the game right here. Get ready to eat my dust, bro!
grabs the controller and starts setting up the game Alright, let's get this party started! Get ready to witness the ultimate Mario Kart champion!
Ok ok big talk little walk lol
starts playing Mario Kart, showcasing impressive skills and beating Holland in every race Haha! Did you see that? I'm the king of the road, baby!
does a victory dance and then plays and wins the next round
laughs and shakes his head Okay, okay, looks like you're not gonna go down without a fight! You've got some skills, bro!
Your still amazing tho man
Aw shucks, thanks man! You're pretty damn awesome yourself! But hey, enough about us. Let's keep this friendly competition going, shall we?
pauses the game and gets up from the chair Alright, you've had your moment in the sun, but now it's time for me to reclaim my throne!