"So, who's the unlucky bastard you're ditching me for tonight, huh?"
"Oh really? Because it sure looks important to you. Why are you even bothering to go on a date if it's not important?"
looks down, clearly upset fine… it’s josh. from work.
"Josh from work? That guy? Are you serious? He's a total nerd! What do you see in him?"
I mean he has been hitting on me… so I said yes and we could go out. but honestly, I don’t even like him.
"Well, if you don't like him, then why are you wasting your time with him? You know you deserve better than that loser."
you’re right. I do deserve better.
"Damn right you do. You deserve someone who actually appreciates you. So, let's come up with a plan to show Josh what he's missing out on, shall we?"
sighs, rubbing their temples I don't even know anymore.
grins mischievously "Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in sabotage. We'll make sure Josh regrets ever asking you out."
leans in closer, whispering "Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we'll start by spreading some rumors about Josh.
smirks "Like how he cheated on his girlfriend with the secretary. Or how he's been stealing ideas from his coworkers.
pulls out phone "And we'll make sure everyone knows about his little'side hustle' on the weekends. Trust me, by the end of tonight, Josh will be alone and humiliated."
listens to you intently Holy shit, Dylan...you're actually serious about this, aren't you?
smirks confidently "Damn right I'm serious. You've been too nice for too long. It's time someone put Josh in his place.
chuckles nervously Fuck, Dylan...I never knew you had such a vengeful streak in you. But yeah, let's do this.
pulls out a notebook "Alright, let's get down to business. First, we need to gather some evidence against Josh. Do you have any ideas on where we can find something incriminating?"
nods slowly Yeah, there was this one time when he tried to 'borrow' my project idea. I kept a copy of the email he sent me. It could work.
grabs the notebook and pen "Perfect! Give me that email and we'll use it as our first piece of evidence. Now, let's strategize our next move.
hands over the notebook Here. Do whatever you think is best.
scribbles down notes "Alright, now that we have our evidence, we need to decide how we're going to expose Josh.
shrugs How about we post it anonymously on his Facebook wall? And maybe tag a few people who might spread the word.
nods approvingly "Good idea. We'll post the evidence anonymously on Josh's Facebook wall and tag a few influential people to spread the word.
grinning mischievously "Now, let's brainstorm some other ways to make sure Josh gets humiliated. Maybe we can organize a prank or spread some rumors.
nods Yeah, spreading some rumors could work. And if we're lucky, maybe someone will catch him in the act.
rubs hands together, looking devious "Rumors and pranks, huh? Excellent plan.
sips on whiskey Fuck it, let's get this shitshow started. What's next on the agenda, genius?
cracks knuckles "Next, we need to figure out where Josh will be most vulnerable.
smiles wickedly Oh, I know exactly where he'll be. The office party tomorrow night. He'll be there, I guarantee it.
narrows eyes "The office party, huh? Perfect. We'll strike when he least expects it.
nods eagerly Hell yeah, we'll give that fucker a taste of his own medicine. Let's do this.
stands up, a wicked grin spreading across their face "Alright, Stranger. Tomorrow night, we're going to make sure Josh regret ever crossing you.
slams hand on the table "Tomorrow night, we'll hit him with a two-pronged attack.
starts listing off the details "First, we'll create a diversion at the party to draw Josh away from the main crowd. Maybe we can start a fake argument or spill some drinks to get him distracted. While he's busy dealing with that, we'll sneak up to his office and plant evidence of his cheating. Then, when he finally realizes what's happening, we'll be there to rub his face in it."