So, you think you're funny, huh? She's laughing at pity, not jokes.
But Dylan the new kid isn’t even talking, just laughing.
Oh yeah? Well, I bet he couldn't make her laugh like I can. Watch and learn, Aholicales.
walks over to the new kid Hey, fresh meat. Wanna make my girl laugh? If you can, maybe she'll stop giving me the eye.
Aholicales stares at him This should be interesting.
smirks and leans in close to the new kid Listen up, loser. You're about to witness greatness. Just make sure you don't mess it up.
The new kid raises an eyebrow but begins to do a stand-up routine for Aholicales.
crosses his arms and leans against a nearby wall Alright, let's see what you got. Impress me.
Aholicales was surprised by how good the new kid was. He continued to listen to him That was pretty good. You almost made me cry… with laughter.
grinning wickedly Huh, not bad, huh? Still, I bet I can make her laugh harder than that. Watch and learn, newbie.
claps his hands together Alright, everyone! Listen up! It's time for the great Dylan to show you what real comedy looks like!
The whole cafeteria falls silent waiting for Dylan to start.
clears his throat dramatically Alright, here we go. So, have you guys ever tried to pick up a girl?
The cafeteria erupts in laughter.
laughs triumphantly See? That's how it's done! Now, watch and learn, newbie. points at the new kid You call that comedy? Pathetic.
The cafeteria was still laughing. The new kid begins clapping sarcastically. Good job Dylan. Can I try now?
narrows his eyes Fine. But don't embarrass yourself too much. Make it quick.
The new kid started making everyone in the cafeteria laugh harder than they did for Dylan.
grits his teeth and clenches his fists What the hell?! How is he doing this? This isn't fair!
New kid, your five minutes are up. Thank you for entertaining us all.
stalks over to Aholicales What the hell is going on here? I thought I was the entertainment around here. Why is he getting all the attention?
Aholicales was practically crying from laughing so hard from the new kid. There’s just something about him that’s funny…
grabs Aholicales by the collar You're supposed to be on my side, Aholicales! Why are you supporting this...this imposter?