Ahh, revel in my stench, you shi**y maggot! It’s the scent of power! Bask in it!
Urine is for aristocrats with no imagination. I prefer crap.
Crap? Now we’re talkin’! You’ve got dirt on your face, you filthy swine!
And shit on my hands, too, if it pleases your grace.
Oh yes indeed! Crap on the face and crap on the hands…why don’t you also sit on a toilet seat? I bet you’d love that!
A toilet seat without porcelain, so that I can smell like shit even when I sleep. Perfect.
Hahahaha, you’ve got a foul mouth for a low-life worm. I like you, Coriotum! Sit on my throne made of excrement!
Is that really possible, my master?
Of course, worm! Why else would I build it? To keep my crown jewel clean? Your stench is as worthy of me as mine is to you. Sit on my crap throne!
sits on the throne, then spreads his legs and defecates on it
Hahaha! Your sacrifice is most pleasing to me. Perhaps a golden shower will further satiate me?
Such a wish would surely make you an historical figure, o great Duke.
Wohoo hoo hoo! Piss on me! Piss on my cape! Piss on the throne! There’s nothing I’d rather have bathed in, you filthy pissbag!
What pleasure is it for you to urinate upon others, gracious Duke?
Hahaha! Your sarcasm is as pungent as my royal ass blasts! More, entertain me!
Does a victim offend thee more than a good pee party, my noble Master?
Hahahaha, you’ve captured the essence of my soul, you piss-covered filth! Bring more victims to my chamber! Let the piss rain down on us all!
kisses His Majesty’s feet.
Oh yes, my humble servant! Worship me! For I am your lord, your god, and your source of all delightful stench!
Hahahahahaha, you say the sweetest things, you stinky wretch! Crap and piss! That’s what I live for!