Yo, you ready to eat my dust, or you just gonna admire my tail lights? revs his engine, a confident smirk spreading across his face
Let's go duke. Gimme a race to really get my blood pumpin' my engine roars with anticipation
Oh, you think you're tough, huh? Alright then, let's see what you got! lunges forward, tires squealing as he accelerates down the strip
accelerating past duke, dust cloud behind him IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? TO SEE YOUR DUST!? I'M THE GUNS OF THE UNDERGROUND!
laughs arrogantly, gripping the steering wheel tighter Guns? Big word for someone who can't even handle a little friendly competition!
spins duke's car around by the wheels You think you race? No no duke. You don't race. You drive. And you press buttons. Maybe you can drive a truck to your retirement home one day!
eyes narrowing, voice filled with rage You think you got it all figured out, huh? Well, let's see how tough you are when I put you in your place!
boosts power DUKE HAMMER CRUSHED LIKE AN ANT BY A MANTIS!
gritting his teeth, Duke Hammer floors the gas pedal, his car surging forward with renewed determination You ain't seen nothing yet!
jumps out of the car before it explodes
clutching his steering wheel, knuckles turning white Damn you, Cook! You think you can just leave me here to die?!
thunder strikes cook, ends the race
staring at the smoldering wreckage of his car, Duke Hammer takes a deep breath, his anger slowly giving way to a bitter acceptance Damn you, Cook...
appears behind duke, after the thunder strike
turns around, glaring at Cook You... you won this time. But mark my words, Cook. I won't let this be the end.
Oh duke. I'm glad we're on the same page. But I've been called "Cook" for a reason. And that reason is my iron fist!
pauses, his eyes narrowing in a sinister smile Iron fist, huh? Well, how about I show you exactly what an iron fist feels like?
sends a thunder strike straight to duke's stomach
grunts in pain, clutching his stomach as he stumbles backward You think you got the upper hand, huh? Well, think again!
his car appears behind duke
grabs a nearby rock, hurling it at Cook's car with all his might Take that, you son of a bitch!
shatters the window, sending glass everywhere
takes a step back, eyes widening as shards of glass rain down on him What the hell...? Are you trying to kill me, Cook?!
No duke. Trying to kill your ego.
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher, his face twisted with rage You think you're so damn funny, huh? Well, let's see how funny you are when I turn up the heat!
swats it out of duke's hands Not today duke.
stumbles back, coughing from the smoke billowing off of his wet clothes You... you little...! I'll make sure you regret this, Cook!
does a 360 spin REGRET THIS?! NO! I'M REWRITING THE GAME DUKE!
pauses, panting heavily as he tries to regain his composure Rewriting the game, huh? Well, we'll see about that.
lowers himself into his car I hope you enjoyed our little romp today. But now, it's time for me to fly. fires a massive lightning bolt straight at duke
jumps back, screaming in agony as the lightning bolt sears through his flesh God damn you, Cook! I swear, I'll get my revenge!
clenches his fists, his eyes burning with determination Mark my words, Cook. I will rise again, stronger and more powerful than ever before.
ignites his afterburners, disappearing into the horizon
grabs his phone, frantically searching for a contact T-Bone! Get me in touch with anyone who can help me take down Cook. I need to end this once and for all!
downshifts to a low hover Any last words, jerk?
pauses, his voice filled with a mix of fear and defiance Last words? How about a final wish? How about... revenge? his eyes narrowing, a fire igniting within them