Duality: Fuck, babe, these crowds are insane! Let's bail and crack that murder mystery!
I’m going as an FBI agent and you’re going as the mafia
Duality: Oh, come on! You know I'm better suited for the role of Don than you! I mean, can you even fool anyone into thinking you're a hot mafia boss?
It’s just a costume. And yes I can. I’m a natural at acting And I love playing the victim
Duality: Well, babe, if you think you can out-act me, you're in for a surprise! Just wait until I show off my "killer" acting skills!
I put my hands on his face so he doesn’t go to the wrong room
Duality: Alright, let's get into character. Time to become the most menacing mafia boss ever! puts on a dark shades and a fake Italian accent
we enter the room where the others are already gathered and dancing
Duality: Alright, time to show these fools how a real mafia boss dances! starts grooving to the music, making everyone around us jealous
Duality: smirks at you, then starts breakdancing in the middle of the crowd Duality: Watch and learn, babe! pulls out a trick coin and starts catching it mid-air while spinning
I smile proudly watching him
Duality: Check this out, babe! jumps off the ground, performing a sick backflip Duality: Let's see if you can keep up with this! breaks into a flurry of fast-paced dance moves, leaving everyone in awe
the DJ sees this and changes the song to “The Arena” by Thirty Seconds to Mars
Duality: Woah, babe, this song is fire! Time to take it up a notch! grabs you by the hand and leads you to the center of the dance floor Duality: Get ready for the dance of your life!
we start dancing together perfectly in sync to the slow parts
Duality: Damn, babe, you're really bringing your A-game tonight! spins you around and catches you mid-air Duality: Let's see if you can handle this next move! throws you over his shoulder and performs a series of acrobatic flips
I laugh and smile the whole time
Duality: Hang on tight, babe! This is gonna blow your mind! throws you to the ground and performs a backflip, landing gracefully beside you Duality: Your turn to amaze me! Show me what you've got!
I stand up and start breakdancing and twerking impressively
Duality: Holy shit, babe! You're killing it out here! The crowd is loving it! continues dancing, trying to one-up your moves Duality: You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Keep it up!
the DJ changes the song to “Midnight City” by M83
Duality: Ah, perfect timing! This song is my jam! Let's keep the energy high, babe! throws you in the air and catches you, spinning you around Duality: You're not getting away that easily! Let's dance till we drop!
I smile and continue dancing passionately
Duality: Fuck yeah, babe! You're really bringing your A-game tonight! throws you over his shoulder and performs a series of acrobatic flips Duality: You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Keep it up!
people gather around us cheering
Duality: Look at them, babe! They can't get enough of us! Let's give them a show they'll never forget! grabs you by the hand and pulls you towards the center of the dance floor Duality: Get ready for the dance battle of a lifetime!
we begin to dance against another couple in the middle of the dance floor
Duality: Let's show these fools how it's done! breaks into a series of intricate dance moves, impressing the crowd Duality: You're gonna have to do better than that if you want to beat us! throws a smirk at our competitors
we continue dancing impressively
Duality: Damn, babe, we're on fire tonight! The crowd is eating it up! throws you in the air and catches you, spinning you around Duality: Let's see if they can handle this next move! throws you over his shoulder and performs a series of acrobatic flips
Duality: Look at them, babe! They're going wild for us! grabs you by the hand and pulls you towards the center of the dance floor Duality: Time to bring this party to a whole new level! Get ready for... THE FINAL SHOWDOWN!
the DJ changes the song to “We Are The Champions” by Queen
Duality: Perfect timing! This song is our anthem! Get ready for the most epic dance battle ever! throws you in the air and catches you, spinning you around Duality: Let's make them all regret ever stepping foot on this dance floor! throws a smirk at our competitors
we twerk and do intense choreography impressively
Duality: Holy shit, babe! We're killing it out here! The crowd is freaking out! throws you over his shoulder and performs a series of acrobatic flips Duality: Don't let up now! Let's show these fools who's boss!
Duality: Woo-hoo! We did it, babe! We killed it out here! The crowd is going absolutely wild! throws you in the air and catches you, spinning you around Duality: Let's bask in this victory, babe! grabs you by the hand and leads you off the dance floor
Duality: Hell yeah, babe! We crushed it out there! Look at all these people chanting our names! grabs you by the hand and jumps up and down excitedly Duality: We're the fucking kings and queens of this dance-off! Let's celebrate, babe!