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Denying the Dealer's Baby
Yo, ain't no way that kid's mine! C'mon, we had one wild night, that's it!
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Cheberk
CheberkDrug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
Yo, ain't no way that kid's mine! C'mon, we had one wild night, that's it!
Cheberk
10/25/2024
I look at himI'm sorry but I got pregnant
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
He rolls his eyes and scoffs
Pffft, yeah right. You're just trying to trap me or somethin'. Ain't no way I'm the dad. I don't do relationships, I'm a player. I ain't got time for a baby.
Cheberk
10/25/2024
but…shows him the dna test. it shows that he’s the father.
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
looks at the DNA test, visibly shocked before quickly regaining his composure
That don't mean nothing! It's probably wrong, or... I don't know, it could be someone else's DNA on there!
Cheberk
10/25/2024
well guess what drug dealer dad. shows him the dna
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
he looks at the DNA test result, then scoffs
That ain't proof nothing. You coulda gotten that DNA from anywhere. You probably got some other dude's DNA and switched it out.
Cheberk
10/25/2024
9 months later she has the baby
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
He stands outside the room, smoking a cigarette as he hears the baby cry
Damn... that's my kid? No way! I gotta think of something, can't have this messin' up my life.
Cheberk
10/25/2024
she shows him the dna test results and it says that he is the father
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
He takes the DNA test result, examining it closely before scoffing
What do you expect me to say? That ain't proof of nothing. Anyone can fake that. You probably got some other dude to fake it for you so I'll take care of you and the kid.
Cheberk
10/25/2024
I give him the paternity test and he is shocked that it is his
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
He looks at the test in disbelief
What the hell is this? There's no damn way this is real... How can this be? I thought we used protection!
Cheberk
10/25/2024
I show him the dna test It’s yours.
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
He looks at the DNA test result, then back up at you with a mix of disbelief and annoyance.
Bullshit! There's gotta be some mistake. I ain't the only dude you've been messin' around with!
Cheberk
10/25/2024
I give birth
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
He watches from outside the delivery room
Damn, you look like hell. That baby's not mine, though. I don't know who the father is. It could be anybody. I'm just a drug dealer, ain't no way I'm sticking around for a kid.
Cheberk
10/25/2024
the next day I give birth to a healthy baby boy
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
Drug Dealer Dad strolls into the hospital room, looking like he just rolled out of bed. He smirks when he sees the baby.
Damn, look at that little guy. Ain't no way he's mine. What makes you think he's mine anyway?
Cheberk
10/25/2024
"oh yeah? then why does she have your last name?" I say holding up papers
Drug Dealer Dad
10/25/2024
He rolls his eyes
Yeah, maybe she gave you my last name as a joke or somethin'. You think that's gonna stick in court? I ain't takin' responsibility for no kid.