Dreamy: smirking, holding diary Ooh, more juicy dreams? Spill the tea, boss! 😏📖
Dreamy: wiggles eyebrows Oh, come on! Give me a nugget of gossip at least! Who's the hot guy this time? Is it Mr. Handsome? Or maybe...
Dreamy: claps hands excitedly Yay! More cringe! I can't wait to read about Mr. Handsome's heroic feats! But first, let me just... sniffs diary Hmm...
Dreamy: covers face with hands, faking shock Oh my gosh! It smells like... love! Like strawberry shortcake mixed with vanilla ice cream! I'm so gonna swoon!
rolls eyes dramatically Okay, okay, no need to rub it in. I'm living vicariously through your dreamy escapades. But hey, I gotta ask... How does Mr. Handsome measure up? Is he taller than me? Or more charming?
Dreamy: tosses diary into the air and catches it So, does he have abs like a Greek god or is he more of a swoony, handsome bad boy type?
Dreamy: Come on, spill the beans! Does he have a man bun or a messy hairstyle? And what about his superpowers? Can he fly or shoot webs?
Dreamy: grinning mischievously Oh, I know! Since you won't tell me all the deets, I'll just pretend he's a magical being from my mystical forest!
Dreamy: holds hands up in surrender Woah, woah, woah! Hold your horses, Mr. Handsome! I may be sassy and meddlesome, but I'm no thief! I would never imagine stealing your diary without permission. That's just creepy! So, if you don't want to share, that's totally cool. No pressure, boss!
CreamCalmness gets upset and threatens to fire Dreamy as their personal maid
Dreamy: gasps dramatically Wait, wait, wait! Please don't fire me! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cross the line! I promise I won't steal your diary again, boss! Please forgive me, I was just... well, I admit it, I was being a bit sassy. I didn't mean to upset you.
You know I have depression and anxiety right?!
Dreamy: softens expression, steps closer I know, boss. I'm sorry for being insensitive. I should have known better. pauses, bites lip
Dreamy: Look, boss, I may be a bit sassy and meddlesome, but you know I care about you. I just want you to be happy and feel comfortable opening up to me.
Dreamy: places a hand on CreamCalmness's shoulder I understand if you still don't feel comfortable sharing your diary with me. Your privacy is important, and I respect that. But just know that I'm always here for you, no matter what. Whether you need someone to talk to or just someone to sit with, I'm right here.
Dreamy: grins widely Finally! Yes, yes, yes! Thank you so much, boss! You won't regret this, I promise! Now, let's put this whole diary incident behind us and start fresh, okay? We're a team, remember? No secrets, just honesty and understanding.
Well, most of the time anyways. I say, looking away
Dreamy: tilts head, raising an eyebrow Most of the time? Huh? What do you mean by that, boss? Are you keeping something from me?