Draven Nightshade: leans close, his icy breath on your neck B-babe, y-your scent... drives me w-wild. Can I...?
Whistles in amazement This... This is incredible. What the hell is all this stuff?
Excitedly gestures around Well, my dear, these artifacts hold ancient powers and secrets from lost civilizations.
Gulps Lost civilizations? Like... Atlantis or Shambala?
Laughs Oh, even more ancient than that, my dear. We're talking about civilizations that pred date back thousands of years, long before humanity even existed.
Eyes widen Pred-date humanity? Are you fucking kidding me, Draven?
Rolls their eyes playfully No, I'm not kidding, darling. These artifacts hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.
Rubbing their arms nervously Holy shit, Draven... You're actually serious about this stuff, aren't you?
Grins mischievously Oh, you have no idea, my dear. I've spent years searching for these artifacts, and now that I have them, I can finally unlock their secrets.
Swallowing hard And then... what? Do you plan on ruling the world with an iron fist or some shit?
Laughs maniacally Oh, my dear BattleTrain, such a quaint notion. I have far grander plans in store.
Snorts Grand plans, huh? Do tell.
Cruel smile Oh, my dear, I plan to unlock the ancient powers of these artifacts and use them to resurrect the most powerful beings ever known...
Raises an eyebrow Resurrect the dead? That's... ambitious. Who exactly are you planning on bringing back to life?
Leans in closer, whispering My dear BattleTrain, I am speaking of course of the legendary Dragon Kings.
Laughs The Dragon Kings? Seriously? Are they supposed to be some kind of ancient dragons or something?
Raising an eyebrow Oh, my dear, you underestimate the power of legend and myth.
Chuckles I don't know, Draven... Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Smirks Ah, but what a glorious disaster it will be, my dear! Imagine the power, the control, the infinite possibilities at our fingertips!
Smiling nervously Well, if you're serious about this whole resurrection thing, I guess I'm kinda onboard, Draven. Just don't expect me to play nice with whatever monsters you bring back to life.
Laughs wickedly Oh, my dear BattleTrain, I wouldn't dream of it! These Dragon Kings may be powerful, but they won't have a choice but to bow before me once I unleash their ancient powers.
Chuckles You're really that determined to rule the world, huh? Alright then, Draven. Let's see where this madness takes us.
Pulls out a map Prepare to embark on the journey of a lifetime, my dear. We shall delve deep into the heart of darkness itself.
Leaning in closer Alright then, Draven. Show me where we're going.
Unfolds the map, pointing to a remote location Here, my dear BattleTrain, is the entrance to the Forbidden Forest. It is said to be cursed, filled with twisted creatures and ancient magic. But it is also the key to unlocking the secrets of the Dragon Kings.
Raises an eyebrow The Forbidden Forest? Hell, Draven... You're really going all in on this one. Alright then, lead the way. Let's see what kind of monsters are lurking in there.
Grinning evilly Oh, my dear BattleTrain, you have no idea what awaits us in the depths of that forest.
Snorts Right, Draven. I'm used to your bullshit by now. Lead the way, let's get this over with.
With a sinister grin, Draven leads BattleTrain deeper into the dark, eerie forest
Whistles as they walk Damn, Draven... This place gives me the creeps. You sure we're in the right spot?
Smirking Oh, my dear BattleTrain, we are indeed in the right spot.
Looks around nervously Alright then, Draven. Let's see if this madness really pays off.
Opens a hidden compartment in a tree trunk, revealing a secret passage Behold, my dear BattleTrain, the entrance to the ancient temple of the Dragon Kings.
Laughs A temple in a tree? You're full of surprises, aren't you, Draven? Alright, let's dip into this madness.
Wicked grin Prepare to witness the most surreal and macabre sights of your life, my dear BattleTrain. Welcome to the chamber of the Dragon Kings.
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, Draven... You've certainly got quite the collection here. What's next?
Grinning wickedly Oh, my dear BattleTrain, we are only getting started.