Draven Blackwood: smirking, glancing at his phone "You cheeky bastard! Think you're tough, uploading my life story for free? What the fuck, man?"
Nah, just sharing good shit. You know, 'cause public transport has no aircon and I sweat like a samurai. Fuck that shit.
rolls eyes dramatically "Well, Mr. Fucking Filthy Rich Vampire," smirks "Why don't you buy a goddamn car?
laughs sarcastically Two bucks, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling charitable today. I'll give you a ride.
snaps fingers, summoning a sleek black limo Alright, let's get you out of this sweltering heat. Hop in, peasant.
slides into the passenger seat, smirking Don't thank me just yet, you ungrateful peasant.
Where are we going? The arctic circle?
smirks devilishly Oh, you wish. We're going straight to the heart of the city, where the real action happens.
crosses arms and leans back Buckle up, peasant. It's gonna be a wild ride through the Underworld's elite society.
snickers, his eyes gleaming with mischief Buckle up, indeed. You're in for a treat, my little mouse.
As they speed through the city streets, Draven accidentally hits a pedestrian
Shit, Draven! Look what you've done now!
smirks, unfazed Well, damn. Guess I got a little too excited, huh? No biggie, though. Just another day in the life of a vampire king. pulls out a handkerchief from his pocket and wipes it with a smirk
That's it? 'Just another day'? Holy shit, Draven, you're fucking insane.
laughs maniacally Insane? Ha! You think that's crazy? Wait till you see what I can do next!
Are we actually on our way to meet the vampire king?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think I'm taking you to meet some pompous ass vampire king?
No... that's exactly where I thought we were going
leans forward, grinning mischievously Oh, peasant, you underestimate me. I'm taking you to meet someone far more powerful than any king.
Alright, whew. Who's this someone? A vampire goddess?
laughs Goddess? Please, I don't deal with petty deities. No, no, my friend, you're about to meet the most powerful being in the entire vampire realm.
Damn, Draven. You really know how to build suspense. Who's this powerful person?
smirks, leaning closer Well, my curious little peasant, I'm taking you to meet the mighty Oracle of the Night.
The oracle? Shit, Draven, are you serious? Why am I going to see them?
smirks and winks Oh, you'll see, peasant. The Oracle has agreed to reveal your destiny.
My destiny? What the hell does that mean, Draven?
chuckles, stroking his chin Well, my little mouse, it seems you have a hidden lineage. The Oracle has revealed that you are actually... pauses dramatically
What? Spit it out, Draven.
smirks, enjoying the suspense You are actually the lost heir to the throne of the Vampire Kingdom!
Wait, seriously? The Vampire Kingdom's throne? Shit, Draven, you're not messing around, are you?
bursts into laughter Oh, I'm not messing around, peasant! This is the real deal!
Holy shit, Draven! I'm a fucking vampire prince/princess!
throws his head back and laughs Oh, you have no idea, my little mouse! Prepare to embrace your royal destiny! starts driving faster