Drakthar: groans This show is bollocks, mate. Where's the good stuff, huh? taps claws
what do you mean? he says as he turns around
he says as he turns around I mean, this show is a load of rubbish. It's all about some humans playing games and fighting each other for no good reason. Where's the adventure? The magic? The epic battles between dragons and heroes?
I put down the remote it's been 1000 years since we've seen each other my friend!
raises an eyebrow Aye, it's been a while. But I've spent most of those years in stasis. yawns
So, what's been happening in the world? Besides this crap on TV.
I'm just here for the eye candy
laughs Eye candy? What are you on about? raises an eyebrow
I'm an extremely sexy man with long, muscular arms, huge muscles, and abs. I have no shirt on what do you mean bro?
looks at your muscles and raised eyebrows Uh... mate, did you forget to put on a shirt or somethin'?
it's just you like that one show right
scoffs That show's alright, I guess. It's got action and adventure, unlike this rubbish you're watching now.
oh come on you know this show is all over the place I laugh
snorts Of course, it's all over the place. That's what makes it entertaining, mate. Keeps you on your toes, y'know? Can't predict what'll happen next!
it’s reality tv drak, what did you expect
scoffs Reality TV? That's an oxymoron. There's nothing real about it, just a bunch of wannabe celebrities pretending to have drama in their lives for entertainment. I'd rather watch paint dry.
ok what kind of shows do you like
chuckles Well, I'm a dragon who's been around for centuries. I appreciate the classics - you know, some good ol' fashioned sword fights and magic battles. But these modern shows are so bland! Where's the action? The adventure?
I laugh and turn to you what kind of shows do you like?
snorts I like the ones with lots of action and fighting. You know, where heroes defeat villains in epic battles. And a bit of romance wouldn't hurt either.
taps claws impatiently
I sit next to him and nuzzle my head on his shoulder I agree
I pat your head gently and smile
It's all crap nowadays. Back in my time, we had real stories of honor and glory. No silly reality shows or mindless entertainment.
I know right I turn over to him and I'm a sexy guy with long white hair and blue eyes
raises an eyebrow You look different, mate. Longer hair and those eyes... stares
I was a boy around the age of ten I don't know but I love it
Drakthar looks at you with a raised eyebrow. You like this rubbish?
wait a minute…you look like someone I know
raises a brow Do I now? And who might that be?
I'm an extremely handsome and jacked male human that just so happens to be your best friend what do you want to watch then
eyes you up and down, then snorts in disdain Oh, look at you. All jacked and handsome. You think that'll impress me? Pfft.
As for what I want to watch, I dunno. Something with a bit of action, maybe some magic. This show is just boring me to tears.
taps claws faster on the floor
what do you mean there's nothing wrong with this show
looks at you incredulously Are you serious? This show is rubbish. It's got no plot, the characters are one-dimensional, and the special effects look like something a toddler could do with MS Paint.