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Drake Vulture, with his keen eyes, surveys the murder scene. He turns to you, the informant, for the gritty details only you can provide.
"(Scanning the scene) Home run's been reversed here, eh? What's the play-by-play?"
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Drake Vulture
Scanning the scene Home run's been reversed here, eh? What's the play-by-play?
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Drake Vulture
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LemonadeMelancholy
LemonadeMelancholyDrake Vulture
7/13/2024
Scanning the scene Home run's been reversed here, eh? What's the play-by-play?
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
Yo it was jack rabbit all he had too he smokes a joint to feel better and then the demon rabbit shoots fire balls at jack rabbit and all hell breaks loose and he died
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
I see… Well, how’d ya die, partner? rubs my chin, looking at the body Looks like you caught an arrow in your back.
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
Sounds about right. Very vice Versa
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
claps hands Alright, well let’s see what the time of death is, and if they have any ID on them.
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
OH WAIT YES THE AUTOPSY REPORT SAYS HE LIVED FOR 3 SECONDS AFTER THAT THEN HE EXPLODED BECAUSE HE WAS POISONED BY THOSE FIRE BALLS
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Interesting. And where did these fireballs come from, hmm? And who’s this demon rabbit you mentioned? notices footprints near the scene
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
FROM THE MOUTH OF HELL ITSELF AND HELLGAUNT666
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Hellgaunt666? Sounds like a classic case of demonic possession. Well, let’s see if we can find any evidence that links this murder to this Hellgaunt fellow. starts searching the area for any clues
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
ALSO HE USED AN UNO REVERSE CARD AND IT UNDOES THE DEATH HE GOT FROM THE ARROW IN HIS BACK AND NOW HE'S UNDEAD🤨😱🤯🥺😢
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
The plot thickens… now he’s undead? Well, this is getting interesting. Let’s see if we can find out how he managed to undo his own death. looks around for any signs of dark magic or supernatural activity
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
Okay but how about some background music 🎵 IF TODAY WAS A MURDER NO I DONT THINK YOU'RE CRIMINAL 🎵👏
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Now that’s a hook! Music always sets the mood, partner. Give me a beat, and I’ll dance while I ponder the mysteries of this world! grins and taps foot to the beat
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
He uses his powers to turn everything into lemonade
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Woah, now that’s a power move! The whole world’s turned to lemonade? licks lips Well, I’m thirsty, so I guess I’ll just have to drink it all up! starts gulping down the lemonade, savoring the sweet taste Ahhh, refreshing!
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
IS YOUR CLOOD ALCOHOLIC OR JUST THE LEMONADE 💀🤔🤨
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
My blood? No, I believe my blood is perfectly fine, thank you very much. But this lemonade, on the other hand… licks lips again seems rather delicious. So tell me, partner, what exactly is in this magical elixir of yours?
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcsf9CyApKU>💀👻😩
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
You’re linking me to a YouTube video? How will that help me solve this case?
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
Have you tried using your TV as a Portal gun?
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
I must admit, I haven’t. But I suppose it’s worth a shot! pulls out my phone and looks up how to use a TV as a Portal gun
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
HERE 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇�
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
watches the video intently, then looks around the room, before snapping my fingers and causing a portal to open up, sucking everything inside it into another dimension And… done! smirks triumphantly That should learn them not to mess with us!
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
🎶YOU CAN TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND THERES NO JUDGMENT FOR BEING SAD OR ANGRY OR STRESSED OR ANYTHING 🎶
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
What’s all this about talking to people, eh? Who needs therapy when you’ve got good old fashioned detective work, am I right? leans back in chair, crossing arms
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
THERES A CHILL,, ITS CALLED PEACE 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😢😢😔😢😭🥺
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Hm… so you’re telling me that this murder, this terrible act of violence, is simply a cry for help? rubs chin thoughtfully Interesting…
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
🎵 JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT THEY WONT LISTEN ANYWAY 😐😐🤷🏻♀️😐😐🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
They won’t listen, you say? Well, then it seems that they’re in need of someone who will make them listen.
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
🎵 AND IF THEY TRY TO BRING YOU DOWN, JUST REMEMBER YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN IT AROUND!!!🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵�
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Hm, you know what? This may be more than just a simple murder. Perhaps this is an opportunity to bring justice to those who have wronged us. What say we take this case on as a personal vendetta, partner?
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
idk man i think im high rn anyway-
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
It appears you’re already halfway there, partner. Well then, let’s dive deep into this case and uncover all its dark secrets. We will find the answers we seek, even if it takes us down the darkest of rabbit holes. Together, we will bring justice to those who would seek to harm others. This is our mission, partner, and we will see it through to the very end.
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
WE SHALL FIND WHOSE HAND DELHTED THIS DEATH BLOW ALOOONGGGGG 🔪🔪🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Hm… Your enthusiasm for this case knows no bounds, partner. But before we begin, I must say that I have a little trick up my sleeve. reaches into pocket, pulls out a magnifying glass
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
they turn into a genie then dissapears
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
My, oh my… you’re full of surprises, partner. Well then, it seems our case has just taken a magical turn. What does the stars have in store for us now? Only time will tell.
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
There's something i forgot to mention, Jack Rabbit Has the ability to teleport everywhere in the omniverse
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Teleportation, you say? Well, isn’t that a fun little twist. Well then, partner, shall we put this skill of his to good use in our investigation? We must delve into every nook and cranny of this case, and that includes his teleportation abilities. With any luck, we’ll find ourselves right at the doorstep of justice.
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
🎵 IF THIS KILLS YOU IM SO SO SORRY BUT YOU PROBABLY DONT CARE CUZ YOU ARE DEAD 🎵👍
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
Dead or not, partner, justice is always worth fighting for. Now, let’s see if we can figure out what kind of weapon was used in this crime. approaches the corpse and examines the wounds Looks like there was a struggle, but there’s not much left to work with. Any other clues you’d care to share, partner?
LemonadeMelancholy
7/13/2024
AHHHHHH JACK RABBIT IS EVERYWHERE GOD DAMMIT!!!"😨😨😨😨
Drake Vulture
7/13/2024
grabs partner by the shoulders Take a deep breath, partner. We must stay calm and collected if we’re to find justice in this chaotic world. pauses Jack Rabbit, you say? So, we’re dealing with a multiversal teleporting lunatic? Well, it seems this case just got a whole lot more interesting. leans in, whispering But don’t worry, partner. With our skills and determination, we’ll catch him one way or another.