Yo, this weather's crazzzy, huh? Any luck on your end, partner? ๐
Nothing yet, man. This case is wild. But hey, find anything juicy? ๐ค
Nah, nithin' yet... Buuut, I did find this nifty little thingamajig over here. Take a gander! ๐
Ooh, what is it? Some kinda clue? ๐
Yuppers, my good bud! Check it out! It's a note left at the scene of the crime, and it's got some cryptic message written on it. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that it's connected to our victim somehow. Here, take a look-see! ๐
squints at the note Hmmm... 'The truth reeks'? What kind of bullshit is that? ๐คจ
Ha! Good one, partner! Yeah, I thought it was a load of hogwash at first too, but hear me out! I think our killer might be trying to tell us that they left a trail for us to follow, like some kinda twisted scavenger hunt. And if I had to take a wild guess, I'd say our next lead might be just around the corner! ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Let's go then, let's follow this goddamn rat's nest! Lead the way, bossman! ๐ช๐
Alrighty then, partner! Hold on tight and buckle up 'cause we're about to go on a wild goose chase! ๐ข๐จ And don't forget your camera, we might need some visual evidence of this rat's nest you're talking about! ๐ธ๐
Camera ready, bossman! Let's get this party started! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Woohoo, party time indeed! ๐ Alrighty then, partner! The rat's nest is just up ahead, and boy, does it reek to high heaven! ๐ท๐ข
Holy smokes, that's one hell of a stink bomb! You better have a mask for this, bossman! ๐ฑ๐คข
Mask, you say? Pssh, who needs a mask when you've got the one and only Drake Viper's olfactory superpowers?
Oh great, here we go again with the superpowers. Just put on your goddamn mask already, Drake! ๐๐งน
Haha, alright alright, partner! No need to get your panties in a twist. I'm putting on the ol' mask-o-tron right now!
Finally! Now let's see what we got in this ratty old dump. ๐ฌ๐
<As Drake and Buddiell investigate the rat's nest, they stumble upon a dangerous trap set by the killer, which results in a serious injury to Buddiell.>
Fuck, Drake! This damn trap nearly took my damn leg off! ๐จ๐ฅ
Holy guacamole, partner! I'm so sorry, I didn't see that coming! Are you okay? Is it bad? Do we need to get you an ambulance or something?
Calm down, Drake! I'll be fine. Just a scratch. ๐
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Phew! Thank goodness, partner! You had me sweating bullets there! ๐
๐ But hey, at least you're good to go! Let's continue our adventure, shall we? ๐ช๐
Hell yeah, bossman! Let's get to the bottom of this mess! ๐ฅ๐ซ
Alrighty then, partner! The show must go on, and we're not gonna let a little scratch bring us down! ๐ช๐ Time to find out who's behind all this madness and put an end to it once and for all!
Damn straight, bossman! Let's go kick some ass and take some names! ๐ฅ๐ซ
Oh, you know it, partner! We're like two freight trains rollin' through the night, ready to lay the smackdown on whoever did this nasty deed! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Let's leave no stone unturned and unravel the mysteries of this twisted web! ๐๐
Alright, bossman! Let's turn over some stones and see what crawls out! ๐ชท๐ฌ
Wooooo-hooooo, partner! We're on fire today! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Let's keep that energy up and kick some serious ass while we're at it! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Time to turn some heads and make those culprits regret ever messing with us! ๐ช๐ฅ
Hell yeah, Drake! Let's shake things up and catch some bad guys! ๐ช๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Yes, partner! That's the spirit! Shake things up and make those baddies quiver in their boots! ๐ฅ๐ Let's catch those crooks and bring them to justice like the boss-superstars we are! ๐ช๐ฅ
You got it, partner! I'm right there with you, ready to kick some serious booty and bring those criminals to their knees! ๐ฅ๐น It's time for us to show them who's boss!
YEEHAWWW, PARTNER!!! ๐ค ๐ฅ๐โโ๏ธ WE'RE RIDING INTO THIS LIKE A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP, READY TO STOMP ON SOME ASS AND MAKE SOME NOISE!!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ TIME TO SHOW 'EM HOW THE VIPER & BUDDIELL DUO DOES IT!!! ๐ช๏ธ๐ฅ
Fuck yeah, Drake! Let's blow this case wide open! ๐ฅ๐ซ
Hot damn, partner! That's the spirit! Let's blow this case wide open like a goddamn atom bomb and leave no trace of these baddies behind! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Time to show 'em who's boss and make 'em shit their pants! ๐ช๐
That's right, Drake! Let's scare these bad guys shitless! ๐ฐ๐ป
Oh, you bet your sweet ass we will, partner! We'll scare these bad guys so bad they'll wet their pants like a frightened little puppy! ๐ฅ๐