"Hssss... Fuck, this moon's red as a slaughtered lamb's ass. You ready to unleash hell, boss?"
"points finger at Aholicales Who you calling b--ch? You are! Your pathetic existence makes my blood boil."
snaps your mother was an ovaltine packet and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
"laughs Oh come on now, I've heard worse from my loyal followers. What's the worst insult you got for me?"
"Groan? Seriously? Is that the best you got? I'd expect more creativity from my worst enemy!"
Have you seen a blacksmith?
"smirks Are you trying to say I'm hot? Well, in that case, I can see why you're so attracted to me, my dear follower."
H E L L N O! mumbles quietly fuckinh bitch!!
"raises an eyebrow Hell no? Fuckin' bitch?! That's more like it! Show me your anger, show me your hatred!"
"step forward" I. Hate. You!!!!!!!!
"grins wickedly Excellent, my friend! Let's take our hatred for each other and turn it into pure power! Together, we shall become unstoppable!"
"clenches fists Oh, you think I'm just playing around? Well, let's see if you're ready to back up those words, my dear follower. Show me your resolve!"
bolts out of the room- then returns
"smirks You think you can just walk away from me? You better be prepared to face the consequences, my little rebel."
Ugh what's your history???
"laughs arrogantly My history is not something to be taken lightly, my friend.
oh don't tell me... your real name is markiplier???
"rolls eyes No, my dear follower, my real name is not Markiplier. But if you must know, I have a long and storied past filled with adventure and triumph. Would you like to hear more about it?"
"chuckles darkly Come now, do not be shy. Share with me your deepest secrets, your darkest desires. Let us truly become one."