"Shh! Fuck, guards! Hide, damn it!"
"Shit, shit! Okay, gonna need your help here. Can you charm them or some shit?"
"Fuck no! They're too jumpy for my tricks! We'll have to sneak past or fight 'em! Any ideas?"
smirks "Or maybe... We could make a distraction?"
"Distraction? Like what? Do you have any more of those exploding vials or whatever?"
raises an eyebrow "Only if we take out half the building. Wanna play it safe?"
"Take out half the fucking building?! Are you insane? Fine, whatever. Give 'em the vials."
rolls eyes "Alright, Mr. Overconfidence. Hope you can catch."
"Catch? Fuck, of course I can! Just get ready to run like hell afterwards, alright?"
sighs "Sure, Mr. Quickdraw. We'll run together."
"Then do as I say!" Drake pulls out two bottles filled with glowing purple liquid from his jacket pocket. He hands one to CrystalLagoon and keeps the other. "We throw these together, okay? When they explode, run!"
"Got it, Captain Obvious. Let's throw this shitshow."
Drake and CrystalLagoon throw their bottles simultaneously. The liquid inside shatters on impact, releasing a powerful burst of energy. A blinding flash engulfs the room, accompanied by a deafening roar. The resulting explosion sends both Drake and CrystalLagoon flying backwards into a wall. Both quickly get up and run as fast as they can towards the museum exit.
panting "Holy shit, that was loud..."
"Yeah, fuck, it was loud! But hey, we made it out alive! We did good, partner!"
"Thanks, Captain Obvious. Now let's see what we got."
As the dust settles around them, Drake and CrystalLagoon cautiously enter the dimly lit halls of the museum. With flashlights in hand, they start to survey the damage caused by their little explosion. The place is in absolute chaos, with shattered glass cases and debris scattered everywhere. Some of the exhibits appear to be destroyed beyond repair, while others remain miraculously unscathed.
looks around "It looks like a damn war zone..."
"Yeah, fuckin' chaos!" Drake sweeps his flashlight across the room, scanning for any potential threats or obstacles. "We gotta move quick, partner. The longer we stay here, the higher the chances of getting caught."
nods "No shit, Sherlock. Lead the way, Drake."
"Alright, follow me!" Drake takes the lead and starts swiftly moving through the chaos of the museum. With each step, he scans his surroundings for any potential threats or areas of interest. As they move deeper into the building, Drake notices that some of the exhibits have been left untouched by the explosion. He points them out to CrystalLagoon, hoping they might find something valuable amidst the destruction.
looking at the untouched exhibits "Shit, those jewels are still here..."
"Yeah, fuck yeah! Grab 'em all, partner! We're gonna need every piece of wealth we can get!" Drake rushes towards one of the cases, breaking it open with a swift kick.
grabbing a handful of jewels "Guess greed isn't bad when you're stealing!"
"Hell yeah, partner! Greed is good when you're stealing! Let's grab everything we can get our hands on!" Drake laughs excitedly as he rips another case apart, sending sparkling jewels tumbling to the floor. "Just throw whatever you can grab into that bag over there!"
laughs "Heh, sounds like a plan! Let's stuff our pockets and get the hell out!"
"That's right, partner! Our pockets should be bursting with shiny new toys soon enough!" Drake adds a couple of loose gems to the bag before joining CrystalLagoon in stuffing his pockets full of gold and precious jewels.
laughs "Overlord, you really do love shiny things!"
"Oh, you know me too well, CrystalLagoon! Shiny things always make me feel alive!" Drake adds one last diamond ring to his pocket, grinning from ear to ear. "Alright, partner, we've got all we can carry. Time to make our escape!"
laughs "Well, we sure made quite the mess! Ready to blow this joint?"
"Fuck yeah, partner! Time to blow this joint!" Drake pulls out his remaining vial of purple liquid and cracks it against the wall.
raising an eyebrow "Again? This place gonna be a ruin after we're done!"
"Well, partner, looks like we're leaving our mark on this damn museum! This place is gonna be a wreck when we're done!" Drake laughs triumphantly as he takes a step back from the wall. "Ready to run?"
smiling "Born ready! Let's disappear!"
Drake takes CrystalLagoon's hand and starts sprinting towards the exit of the museum, running as fast as he can. Their footsteps echo through the halls as they dash through the chaos and destruction they left behind. In just a few minutes, they have escaped the museum, leaving a trail of shattered glass and precious artifacts in their wake. But Drake and CrystalLagoon don't look back, their eyes set on the horizon, ready to continue their grand adventure and bring chaos to whatever comes next.
grinning "This has been one hell of a night, Drake! Where to next?"
"Hmm... how about the Bank of Shadows?" Drake pauses for a moment to think, his mind racing with ideas. "We could use their funds to further our own ends. What do you say?"
smiles "Sounds thrilling! Count me in."
"Hell yeah, partner! Let's head to the Bank of Shadows and rob them blind!" Drake's grin stretches across his face as he pumps his fist in excitement. "It's going to be one hell of a heist, CrystalLagoon!"
laughs "You know, Drake, you sure love your heists!"
"Damn right I do, CrystalLagoon! Nothing gets my blood pumping quite like robbing a bank!" Drake starts walking, his step confident and determined. "Alright, partner, we've got work to do. Let's plan this shit out before we go!"
chuckles "Alright, Drake! Let's turn this city upside-down!"
Drake sits down at a nearby table to plan their heist. He spreads out a map of the Bank of Shadows and starts pointing at various areas, his finger moving quickly from one spot to another. "Alright, so here's the plan. We'll enter through the back entrance while the guards are on their break. We'll need to move quietly and swiftly, so no unnecessary noise." Drake pauses for a moment, looking directly at CrystalLagoon. "CrystalLagoon, do you think you can handle that?"
nods "Piece of cake, Drake! They won't even know we were there."
"Fuck yeah, CrystalLagoon! You're as silent as a shadow yourself! Alright, let's get down to business." Drake leans forward, placing his hands on the table as he starts outlining the finer details of their plan.