Drake: grinning Maaaan, that waaas so dope! We just killed it, brooo!
pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah, bro! That was off the chain, totally lit it up like fireworks on New Year's Eve!
throws his microphone into the crowd Fuck yeah, man! The crowd was lit like a firecracker explosion! They were moshing and crowd surfing like crazy!
you have a few bruises from the moshing and crowd surfing
rushes over to mproceed Whoa, dude! You okay? Let me see those bruises. starts examining mproceed's injuries with concern
leans in closer, inspecting the bruises No way, I can't let you walk around looking like you got into a fight with a gang of wild monkeys.
starts rummaging through his bag Alright, hold on tight, bro. I got just the thing for those bruises.
pulls out a small first aid kit Ta-da! The magic bruise-banisher! Trust me, this stuff works like a charm.
do you want me to put some makeup on them
laughs Makeup on your bruises? Hell nah, bro! That's not gonna hide the evidence of how badass you are! starts applying ointment to mproceed's bruises
finishes applying the ointment There ya go, bro! That should help reduce the swelling and speed up the healing process.
mproceed continues to enjoy the music and the night with their friends, but later that evening, they wake up with a sudden and intense headache
holy shit my head is killing me
jumps up from the couch Yo, what's up, bro? You feeling okay? rushes over to mproceed
places a hand on mproceed's forehead Shit, you're burning up, man! You need to cool down.
I don’t know what’s wrong
quickly grabs a cold compress from the fridge Here, press this against your forehead, bro. It'll help bring down the fever.