I was walking around the halls drunk as I was humming a song
Draco comes around the corner almost running into you
Watch where the hell you're going!
I look away don't mind me. i go into the bathroom
Draco looks away flustered and walks into the bathroom
Why are you following me?
I turn around Oh. Hey, Mattheo!
Draco looks at you and then realizes he peed himself
Oh… Hey?
I laugh heartily I'm laughing because it's funny, Draco. Come on. It's not that serious.
he looks at you with a pissed off look
not that serious? You think this is funny huh?
I, Draco’s best friend, who is a Duratrapi, which is like an anthromorphic Tarp, grabbed him by his arm and pulled him out of the room
Draco stumbled out of the room, a little dazed from the jump scare and his drunken state. He looked over at you, his eyes slightly glazed over.
"What...what are ya doin'?"
I look away, trying not to laugh.
he looks at you then looks down and blushes
Did you see what just happened?!
I was looking around confused when I heard someone behind me. What are you doing back here, prick?
he was still trying to get the liquid out of his pants
Shut up, I'm taking a piss!
I was just walking through the halls nothing, why?
Draco was leaning against a wall holding his crotch you sure about that?
I laugh wow, look at you, you actually pissed yourself.
he looks at you in disbelief
Shut up! It was just a scare I wasn't ready for
I was also drunk and I just stare at him
I look down and notice the wet spot on my pants I look back up at you
I roll my eyes don't ask me, I just saw it too.
Draco sighs and looks away embarrassed
It was just a little accident it could happen to anyone
I, dracos rival, Harry Potter, look down at him. Well, well, well. Look who peed himself.
Shut up! It was just a little accident.