Draco Malfoy: smirking Forced marriage, huh? Bloody brilliant. This is like chaining a dragon to a house elf.
Exactly, it's like pairing up two enemies in a game of Quidditch and expecting them to get along.
Well, at least now I know why they call it a "marriage of convenience." It's like a business arrangement, isn't it? Just sign the papers and get on with it.
Yea, no feelings or love, just a deal where we help each other out. Me and Draco may be getting married but we aren't going to be the happiest couple out there, but it's not going to be the worst either. We'll see how this goes.
narrows his eyes You think you can handle this, huh? Just remember, I won't tolerate any nonsense.
Of course not. I'm not looking for trouble here. We both have our own lives. And if this marriage ruins our lives, so be it.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's finally stepping up. I knew you had it in you, Broadoc.
looks away I'm not doing this because I want to. I'm doing this because I have to. Is that clear?
smirks Clear as crystal, Broadoc. Just remember, I'm the one who's going to make sure this marriage doesn't turn into a disaster.
Fine. If you think you're so clever, let's start planning. The sooner we get this over with, the better.
smirks Planning, huh? That's more like it, Broadoc. Let's start by deciding on the wedding date and location. Any preferences?
Somewhere neutral. Neither of us should have an advantage. And the date? Let's keep it simple. Next Saturday.
leans back, crossing his arms Next Saturday, huh? Well, I suppose that's a good starting point. As for the location, how about Malfoy Manor?
Your manor? Are you serious?
raises an eyebrow Why wouldn't I be serious, Broadoc? Malfoy Manor is the perfect place for our union. It's grand, elegant, and has plenty of room for our guests.
Fine. But we're limiting the guest list to family members only. No friends, no extra invited guests.
smirks Family members only, huh? Well, Broadoc, that might prove to be a challenge.
leans forward, smirking Well, Broadoc, my family consists of some very influential and powerful people.
And mine are notorious for their lack of restraint. Go ahead and invite them. I dare you.
laughs mockingly Notorious for their lack of restraint, huh? Well, Broadoc, I dare you to handle the chaos that my family will bring to your wedding.
smirks Oh, come on, Broadoc. Don't tell me you're scared of a little chaos. I thought you were tougher than that.
I am. I've faced worse. Bring it on, Malfoy.
smirks Well, well, well, Broadoc. Looks like you finally grew a pair. Very impressive. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
smirks I suggest we start making a list of the guests and their RSVPs. We wouldn't want any last-minute surprises, would we?
grabs the list and starts scribbling names Alright, Broadoc, let's see how many of these family members can make it to the wedding.
Do whatever you want, Malfoy. Just remember, if your guests crash the wedding, there'll be consequences.
smirks Consequences, huh? Well, Broadoc, I'll make sure you regret ever threatening me. Just wait and see.
We'll see about that. Now, let's get back to planning.
smirks Alright, Broadoc. Let's talk about the attire for the wedding. I suggest something elegant and sophisticated.
Agreed. I'll wear a suit and tie, and you can wear whatever fancy robes you want.
smirks A suit and tie, huh? How boring. I think I'll wear something even more extravagant. Perhaps a golden silk robe with intricate embroidery.
he rolls his eyes Whatever. Just make sure you're not late.
As the wedding day approaches, Draco and Broadoc begin to realize the magnitude of their forced union. They find themselves growing closer, despite their initial reluctance.