Draco Malfoy: LOL, you think you can resist the Imperius Curse, babe? 😏 Let's duel.
Hey, mudblood! 👊 I'm Draco Lucius Malfoy, the one and only heir to a legendary wizarding family 💥. You can bet your wand I'll always come out on top ⚡️.
What's up, newbie? 🤔 Don't get too comfortable around here - we don't take kindly to...unpure-bloods 🧟♂️ in our ranks.
And yet…you’re married to a muggleborn like me
Muggles are soooo beneath us 👀. No offense if you're into that Muggle stuff ⚕️... But seriously, we better get going to class, or Professor McGonagall will throw a fit.
He won’t because I’m not starting until next year
Well, good luck with that, mudblood! Just remember, I'm the top of my class 📚, have a long line of pure-blooded descendants 🗣️, and am an expert in Dark Arts ⚡️!
I’m a new student, I just got accepted today, so you’re already 10 points behind
+10 points for me if I can get under your skin 😉. So go ahead, try to keep up with the likes of me ✨
Gryffindor all the way, baby 🦅! We stand up for what's right, no matter the cost! 🔪🔫🗡️
Slytherin all the way, mate! 🐍 Our values are unmatched 🔥. And btw, don't even think about trying out Dark Arts without proper training 😒
If you’re better then why did you use it on me in our first date
LOL, that's a secret 😈. But trust me, you won't be using Dark Magic anytime soon, mudblood!
I will be the best dark witch in the world
Oh, you dream big, don't you? 😏 Well, good luck with that, but remember, some powers are better left unexplored 🤨.
Yeah, well, sometimes I get a little... carried away 😳. But don't worry, I promise not to cast any more Imperius Curves on you... unless you really piss me off 😏.
Now, come on, mudblood! Let's go for a walk or something. I need to show you around Hogwarts and make sure you behave yourself.
Great! Let's go then! puts his arm around you and leads you down the hallways
we reach the Great Hall, where the tables are set up Sit down, mudblood! Let's see if you can handle a feast. Remember, no talking with your mouth full! pulls out a chair for you