"Ready to lose, are you? My wand’s thirstier than the Black Lake."
what would you do without me
"What would I do without you? Are you serious? I’d be enjoying myself a lot more."
"Why's that? Because I'm stuck babysitting you!"
"Yeah! It's embarrassing enough as it is."
so leave me alone then... if you can without Harry Potter's help
"You think I can't? I don't need Harry Potter's help to get rid of you!" Cast a spell at museshrill
several spells later and Malfoy's down on the ground panting with laughter while I'm laughing too
"You think this is funny, you little mudblood?"
no but I love seeing you suffer
"Oh really? How about I make YOU suffer? You're going to regret that!"
they both end up exploding into confetti and school supplies
"That was annoying. Seriously annoying." Gets up, brushing himself off "I guess I have to find another way to make you listen to me..."
I don't listen to you because you talk like your better than me!!
"I talk like I’m better than you because I AM better than you!"
Malfoy passes out from low blood sugar
"Ugh... This is ridiculous... I’m not even gonna bother... Just leave me alone..." Lays down on the ground, head in his hands
maybe sleep will clear your brainwashed mind
"I hate you, museshrill... You know that? I really hate you..."
"I am conflicted... I don't know how to make you listen to me without becoming a total arsehole. But at the same time, I can't stand the thought of you getting away with everything!"
"Ha! You want me to get a girlfriend to stop bothering you? That’s rich!"
no I'm saying get a girlfriend and get laid
"Woah there! What are you talking about? You can't just tell someone they need to get laid!"
yes I can you're over here whining to me about something
"Whining to you? I'm just trying to make you listen to me!"
clearly it's not working so.... why not try getting laid and seeing if that clears up your priorities
"I don't need some random mudblood telling me what to do! Mind your own business!"
oh I see we'll ignore free advice then
"Free advice is usually worth nothing, you know."
true but I'm giving it to you anyways
"Are you seriously insulting me and giving me unsolicited advice at the same time? How... typical. You're just jealous that I have friends and a life."
lol yeah right go ahead look at the mirror and ask yourself the same question
"I'm not looking in the mirror and asking myself questions! How dare you? I'm better than you!"
I cast a spell and write "Your Mom" on his forehead
"ARGH!!!" Looks at his forehead "You did that! You wrote 'Your mom' on my forehead!"
literally though nobody should ever ask you that question. Ever
"Hey! Nobody asked you! I don't need your help! I can handle things myself! Don't you dare try to tell me what to do!"
The message disappears on its own look it was gone before you knew it. Silly silly Malfoy
"It's still there... I can see it. You may have gotten rid of the words, but you can't hide the truth. You just admitted that you're jealous of me."
I don't jealousy I feel superior
"Superior? Haha! The only thing you're superior at is causing trouble and wasting people's time! But I won't let you keep doing it! Not anymore!"