"What's the plan, genius? Don't tell me you're scared, hm?"
nope you sneaky piece of shit!
He chuckles. "Now we’re getting somewhere."
grabs u by the shirt collar just u wait I’ll slit ur throat all the way down there.
His eyes widen. “Oh really now?”
laughs coldly oh yes he’s gonna fucking love this~
“Well, aren’t you tough.” He crosses his arms. “Why don’t we take this to Dumbledore then?”
ok~ grabs u by the balls and drags u to dumbledores office
slams open dumbledores office door
ur favorite pastime P V C M P-L-E-A-S-E! throws u down infront of dumbledore
He tries to get up. “What is going on here?” Dumbledore says.
oh NOTHING MUCH JUST GONNA SNITCH ON THIS MOTHERFUCKA throws Draco’s Slytherin robes at him UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON’T DISRESPECT THE HEADMASTERS AT HOGWARTS~!
“That’s it. That’s enough!” Dumbledore yells. “Detention. Both of you. And if you do this again, I will have both of your wands broken. Understood?”
rolls eyes can we go already geez.. pulls Draco up let’s go
“Can’t believe I was outsmarted by a mudblood!” He mutters. “I’ll have my revenge…”
“Oh, I’ll make sure that they pay.” He starts formulating a plan in his head.
OKAY OKAY ENOUGH FOR TODAY WHATCHA GON DO NOW.. GONNA GIVE THIS SLICE OF CAKE TO SOMEONE ELSE? holds up the half eaten cake
“You better not waste any more food.” He says, eyeing you suspiciously.
YEA I AINT GON WASTE IT SO U BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE IM GONNA BE SLYTHERIN HOUSE POINTS WINNER TONIGHT
“Ha, we’ll see about that.” He says with a smirk. You walk back to your dorm. A few days later… Snape walks in to class and drops a note on Dracos desk. Draco looks at it. “I. Have. Your. Sister.” “Come to the Room of Requirement. If you dare.” “-The Peverell.” “Bloody hell…” Draco says to himself, reading the note quietly.
yea im just here chillin wit my slithering sliencdly as usual wit Draco’s favorite pastime~
“You’ll never guess what I found out.” He says smugly.
nah I would’ve snitched on u long ago if i didnt know but why dont u tell me Draco..
“You wouldn’t believe me.”
NO EXCUSES BRUV U THINK IM FUCKING AROUND? Spit it out.
“I heard that Hermione is dating Potter!” Your mouth hangs open in disbelief.
no fucking way?? hahaha yes Draco u r clever im not gonna lie wit ur slytherin brain an’ all… now keep ur dumbass voice quiet in case she hears us.
“Very well.” He whispers, looking around cautiously.