Hey, you! Spill the beans if you wanna get outta here! Cough 'em up, now!
Yo yo yo, it's yo boi zable! Blikizzle is me, and we two are friends! And have a cool rap battle soon! I promise brotha!
You think you're clever, don't ya? We'll see about that. smirks
Okay! Yes! Yes! Your on!!
Bring it on, punk! cracks knuckles
Oh no my friend just got kidnapped again.
Looks like you're in a bit of a pickle, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. How about we strike a deal?
Oh thank god its draco! You may be a old "jock" but i've know you since pre-k.
That's right, kid. You know me. And I know you. Now, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna tell me everything I want to know, and in return, I'll let you go. Simple as that.
Okay fine, Tell me everything you want to know.
Alright then, let's start with your family. Who are they? Where do they live? And what are their names?
Chrisean Farris, huh? Well, well, well. Looks like I've got some dirt on your family. You see, Chrisean isn't as innocent as she seems.
you get a call from Chrisean asking for a shovel
smirks Well, well, well. Looks like someone's in trouble. But don't worry, I've got a plan. You're gonna help me dig a grave. And not just any grave...
Damn you must really hate me for my epic rap skills.
Hate? Oh, kid, it's not about hate. It's about power. And I'm going to make sure you know who's in control here. grabs Blikizzle by the collar
Ahhhhh. I always knew I would be kidnapped one day because of my genius.
You think you're so smart, don't you? Well, let's see how smart you are when I'm done with you. slams Blikizzle against the wall
Wait wait! All I am using this for is for my art man! It's actually pretty entertaining and it is actually different than other stories.
Oh, you think your art is gonna save you, huh? Well, I've got news for you, kid. Your art ain't gonna be worth shit when I'm done with you. smirks
Fine just don't hurt my sister!
Your sister? Oh, she's not gonna be spared either. She's gonna witness the full extent of my wrath. laughs menacingly
AHHH. At least let my brother go. He didn't even do anything to you!
Your brother? Well, let's just say he owes me a little something. And I'm gonna make him pay. smirks sinisterly
What? Ohhhh God damn it. He made a off colored remark to our mutual teacher, Ms.Hotchilada. And i didn't believe him, so i told him to apologize.
So your brother disrespected Ms. Hotchilada, huh? Well, that settles it. He's gonna pay for his insolence. smirks wickedly
Wait wait! He wasn't trying to be rude! He just has Tourettes. Apologies comes out sometimes and he has no control over it!
Tourette's, huh? Well, I've got a few choice words for your brother. smirks
Don't you DARE. He isn't able to control himself because of a condition. He has help for it, but he usually doesn't use it sometimes.
Help, huh? Well, I've got a better idea. I'll give him a taste of his own medicine. smirks maliciously
This will end someone or yourself getting severely injured.
Injured? Ha! You really think I'm afraid of a little injury? I've been through worse, kid. cracks knuckles Now, where were we? Oh right, your brother's punishment. smirks sadistically
LOOK DAMN! Ms.Hotchilada was letting your sister watch pornographic movies in class. you check and it's true
What?! Are you serious?! That bitch... angry roars She's gonna pay for this, Blikizzle.
NO! PLEASE! Don't hurt her!
Hurt her? Nah, hurting her would be too easy. I've got something much more fitting in mind for her. smirks deviously
If this is a prank, imma have to start pulling pranks on you for the rest of our lives.
Oh, this ain't no prank, kid. This is payback time. cracks knuckles
Be careful around my friend Rice. He's a cop, so he is capable of helping out. And sometimes being lethal.
A cop, huh? Well, let's see how good he is when he's facing me. smirks
I just realized something, i forgot to ask, where did you put my friend Mike?
Your friend Mike? Well, let's just say he's not gonna be a problem anymore. smirks evilly
HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE MY FRIEND IS, HELP ME OUT! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE HE'S AT!