sighs heavily We need to talk. Truce? For now?
Look around you, everything is burning. The war is destroying both our sides. What are we fighting for? We are just pawns in this game and our friends are making all the decisions without even considering us. They don't care about us. They only care about power and control. So let's put an end to it.
Hmm fine but if I die you better revive me.
Oh come on, do you really think that will happen? It's every man for himself. But fine, I'll make you a deal. If I win this war and get the power that we both want, I will bring you back to life myself. Deal?
rolls eyes Fine, you're not listening. We both know Harry can't beat Voldemort alone. He needs our help. If we work together, we can defeat him and take the power for ourselves. It's the only way.
SURE BUT WE'RE DOING IT MY WAY
narrows eyes Fine, tell me your plan then. I'm ready to hear it.
So basically you're gonna do all the work because honestly I'm too sleepy for this and I don't really feel like getting off my bed. Plus most of my powers are magic based which I can't use outside of Korea where the moon is full and my pet dog is with me which I can't summon here so
Fine, I'll do most of the work. But you owe me big time for this. Don't forget it.
Wait but there is one problem
And what problem would that be?
My Golden Ticket to visit Hogsmeade tomorrow
Fine, I'll get you a Golden Ticket as well. Just make sure you don't mess things up. Now, let's begin planning our attack on Voldemort.
How the hell am I supposed to get to Hogsmeade without my golden ticket
rolls eyes Alright, calm down. I have a plan. We're going to steal the Golden Tickets from Harry and his friends. It won't be easy, but we can do it. Just follow my lead and we'll be in Hogsmeade in no time.
Well yeah they're Hermione, Ron and Harry...and I don't want to fight them I'm too sleepy
smirks Well, we won't have to fight them. We'll just have to use a little trickery and stealth. Don't worry, I have a few ideas up my sleeve.
Can we just sleep and have hot cocoa
Fine, we can sleep and have hot cocoa. But tomorrow, we have work to do. And I expect you to be fully alert and ready. Got it?
Yes fine let's get some sleep before we meet up with those three clots
smirks Good idea. Get some rest, we'll meet up tomorrow and formulate our plan. And don't worry, I'll make sure everything goes according to plan.
falls asleep, dreaming of a future where he's the one in power
falls asleep still in pajamas
wakes up, sees MoonlightGuitar still in pajamas What the bloody hell? Did you not hear me? We have work to do!
crosses arms You know what? This isn't going to work. You're clearly not taking this seriously enough. I deserve better than someone who can't even show up properly. We're done here.