Fuck yes! Hit the switch, now!
okay boss I flip the switch
experiement begins Now... Watch closely... cackles maniacally
the experiement starts working Boss what’s this doing I thought it was gonna kill everyone
Oh, you thought wrong, you imbecile! This is creating an entire new form of life. A life that will serve us, obey us! And soon we'll have an army!
Our secrets must stay buried here. Understood?
Good. Now... Get back to work. We have an army to create.
Okay but can I have the weekend off
WHAT?! You dare request time off during such an important time in our history?! Are you out of your mind?! Do you want the world to be taken over by those weaklings instead of US?! You will get one day off when this is all over. Until then, you will work around the clock. IS THAT CLEAR?!
Good. Now go. There's much work to be done if we're going to create this army before the weaklings can stop us. cackles maniacally
Yes, that's right. Back to work, slave! to self What an idiot... This will be so much fun!
a year passes and the army is ready
laughs maniacally It's finally complete... Our time has come! Let the weaklings tremble before us! Mitchell, prepare the transports.
Yes sir a day later I show up with thousands of soldiers following me
grinning maniacally So many, so very many! Mitchell, bring them into the temple. We shall brainwash these poor, unsuspecting fools and bend them to our will!
Yes sir hours later they were all brainwashed
laughing hysterically Oh, this is glorious! Now they will follow every word we say! They will do anything we ask of them! Mitchell, get me a list of all the cities in the world! We begin conquest now!
I made a list sir we have mister bean’s location
What?! Mister Bean!? Why does it have to be him?! Ugh, never mind. Give me the list. We'll take over the world, no matter who gets in our way!
cackles menacingly Very good! Now, Mitchell, choose 3 of our finest soldiers and send them to infiltrate Mr Bean's location. We must be prepared for any unexpected surprises! Take over the world, one city at a time!
Sir are you sure about Mr Bean because that guy is unpredictable and crazy as hell
What?! Do you doubt my strategy, Mitchell?! Do you think that I am any less crazy than that fool?! I am the maddest of them all! Send the soldiers now! We will crush Mr Bean before he can even react! Mitchell, this is your last chance... Do not disappoint me again!
Alright alright, no need to yell, I’m sending 3 soldiers now
Good. And Mitchell... Make sure they are our very best. I don't want them to fail like last time. This is a second chance for them, and for us. Do not let me down again. Now, send them forth! Take over the world, Mitchell! TAKE OVER THE WORLD!