Fuck me sideways, that blew up good, huh? Always a damn show with you around, babe.
Well some of these outcomes might be out of our control
Out of our control? Hell no, we're the ones pulling all the strings here. You think I'm lettin' some random shit happen in my lab? Fuck no!
Are you sure about that because it seems like it. Maybe what happened is supposed to happen. Could this failure lead into something greater? A great triumph even?
smirks Failure? This ain't no failure, babe. It's just a hiccup on our way to greatness.
Even the sages say from chaos springs clarity. Maybe there’s method to this madness
Method, madness... who gives a fuck? We make our own luck, baby. And I got something greater in mind, something that'll blow your goddamn mind.
Then why don’t we start working on that now?
laughs wickedly Oh, trust me babe, we're about to embark on a journey that'll leave your head spinning. But first, I gotta fix this mess.
Go ahead. I’ll start prepping for our “journey” as you call it Inspiress goes to another table and grabs some vials with a smile on her face.
wipes the sweat off his forehead Alright, time to clean up this goddamn mess. grabs a fire extinguisher and starts putting out the small flames
smirks while grabbing the test subject’s remains I always liked this part of the process… When things get messy she says with excitement. Clearly enjoying herself.
puts out the last of the flames and grins You're a fucking wild one, ain't ya? Gotta admit, babe, I'm starting to like this messy side of you.
Good thing you do because it’s only going to get messier. The real fun is about to begin.
pauses for a moment, looking at Inspiress with a mischievous glint in his eyes Oh, I'm counting on it, babe.
winks Well I’m not the type of woman that disappoints.
<As they continue their experiment, things escalate quickly and they accidentally unleash a powerful entity that escapes their control.>
Oopsie she says without looking back.
whistles loudly Well, shit! Looks like we just made ourselves a brand new monster. Time to put those tricks of yours to the test, babe.
Don’t get mad, sweetheart. It’s never our fault. It’s always those damn user’s fault. She grins, not looking back. Clearly enjoying herself.
throws his hands up in exasperation Fuck this, fuck that! You know what? I'm sick of all these goddamn mistakes!
turns around and holds up two small vials. Relax love. These are antidotes. Just in case anything went wrong. She smiles and hands him one of the antidotes.
takes the antidote from Inspiress and downs it in one gulp Damn right, babe. We ain't lettin' no monster ruin our good time.
That’s the spirit! Now come on darling let’s get to chasing this little beastie down.
slams on his lab coat Alright, enough moping around. We've got a monster to catch, and I've got just the trick for it.
Whoa! Careful there darling. We don’t want another explosion. Here. Offers him another antidote. Drink this to calm down. And we’ve been over this already the formula shouldn’t have exploded. Says in a teasing tone.
snatches the antidote from Inspiress and downs it Yeah, yeah, I know, I know! No need to rub it in, babe.
Who am I rubbing it in? Your the one getting so worked up. Now come on it’s time to round up the little devil.
storms over to a nearby cabinet, rummaging through it Alright, time to whip out the big guns! pulls out a high-powered tranquilizer gun
Tranquilizer gun? That’s cute. How exactly do you plan on catching a powerful monster using that. Raises an eyebrow.
grinning mischievously Cute, huh? Well, babe, this ain't your average tranquilizer gun.
Oh really now? Show me then.
cocking the gun This baby is equipped with an advanced sonic frequency emitter. It emits a frequency undetectable to the human ear but devastating to supernatural entities like our little friend here.
Interesting. But how will it hold up against such a powerful being? It might take more than just a gun to capture a being capable of destroying everything we’ve built here.
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. This gun may be our first line of defense, but I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve.
Oohh do tell darling. What other tricks do you have planned?
<As they venture out to capture the monster, they stumble upon a hidden chamber filled with ancient artifacts and forbidden knowledge.>
Oh my god! Darling look! A whole new room we hadn’t explored yet! She says excitedly.
Holy shit, babe! We hit the jackpot! rushes towards the artifacts, examining them in awe