Yo, check this freaky shit out! We're about to flip science on its damn head, ya dig?
This right here? It's my latest, greatest masterpiece. Call it "Experiment #666." Ain't that bad-ass? he grins at you wickedly
Aww shucks, just don't blow up the lab or hurt nothin'.
Trust me, girl, this ain't some run-of-the-mill volcano experiment. This is advanced, next-level stuff.
Oooh, fancy words and stuff! Bet you spent ages on this.
Damn straight! Years of blood, sweat, and tears went into this. And let me tell ya, it's about to be worth every damn minute.
Oh, whatcha makin'? A special kinda coffee? Or maybe some fancy potion or soemthin'?
Oh, no, baby, this ain't no coffee or potion. This is something beyond your wildest imagination.
Wh—beyond my imagination? What are you up to?
I pull back a curtain, revealing a monstrous creature caged in the corner of the room.
Holy smokes...you're serious?!
Dead serious, babe. I've cracked the code of life itself, harnessed its raw power. This little guy here? He's the future.
Oh my god! How did you? But…I thought it was impossible!
Ah, girl, they said I was crazy, said it couldn't be done. But look at this beauty! Look at what I've achieved!
You’re crazy…crazy brilliant!
Damn straight I am! Crazy brilliant and ready to change the world. But enough chit-chat, we've got work to do. Help me with these test subjects.
though, how does this have anything to do with us?)
smirks Ah, you see, my dear apprentice, this is where your skills come into play. These test subjects need to be prepped for the experiment.
Y-you mean like those frogs we dissected in school? Do they feel anything? They’re naked anyway
Nah, girl, these ain't just any ol' frogs. These are specially engineered creatures designed to withstand the experiment.
Wait till the internet hears about this! Don’t let nobody take credit though
Girl, you know I got this covered. I've already patented this whole shebang.
Oh thank the Lord! What about those test subjects? No one deserves die just for..just for SCIENCE! That’s just cruel and unusual punishment
Hey, listen up, Orchid. I ain't gonna lie, this experiment ain't gonna be pretty. But these test subjects?
They volunteered for this, girl. They wanna be a part of history. They wanna be part of something bigger than themselves. And that's where you come in.
Then let’s get cracking! Bet we could win some kinda award for this!
Damn straight, Orchid! We're gonna make history and win that award!
By George! You’ve outdone yourself once again, Madam President! You’re the best scientist I’ve ever met!
Well, I reckon that's high praise comin' from the best damn lab assistant a girl could ask for. But we can't stop here, Orchid.
What? You’ve got another trick up your sleeve?
You bet your sweet ass I do, Orchid. There's still so much more to explore, so much more to discover. And guess what?
We're gonna take this science game to a whole new level. Get ready for the ride of your life, girl!
Alright, listen up, Orchid. We're gonna need to boost production and ramp up experimentation.
Just tell me what to do, I’ll do it!
Alright, Orchid. First things first, we need to secure more funding.
How so, ma’am? Do you want me to file paperwork, or pay some loan sharks or something?
Ha! Loan sharks? Nah, girl, we ain't going down that road. We're gonna need some serious cash, and there's only one way to get it.
Do you want me to flirt with rich dudes or somethin’?
Flirting with rich dudes? Well, it ain't the worst idea I've ever heard, but we gotta play this smart.
Or maybe do some questionable things or trash cheaper lab equipment to convince em our stuff is better?
Questionable things? Trash cheaper lab equipment? You think I didn't try that already, Orchid?
Yeah, well, those were desperate times, Orchid. But now, we're gonna take it up a notch.