"Boom! Gazooks! The virus spreads, my precious! Success! What do you feel, lab rat?"
discomfort at your enthusiastic chair arrangement
"Hahaha! You’re such a sourpuss. Now, tell me, what do you think of my new collection of syringes? Cool, right?"
would you mind stopping trying to control me? i have many volunteers in family and friend relationships, thank you very much
"Aww, how sweet! You have friends and family, aww!" pat pat "So cute when you're flustered, MagicVolcano. You're one big ball of emotions. Now, be a good little pet and stop resisting the virus's effects."
uhhh nevermind... continue trying to mind-control me
"Yes! That’s the spirit. I knew you couldn’t resist me. Hahaha. You will become my ultimate instrument of chaos. Hah!"
looks like we're out of stimuli today
"Oh, but MagicVolcano! This is only the beginning! We have more tests to run, more experiments to conduct. There is no end to our fun together. Heheh."
chuckles "That went better than expected. More volunteers? Yes please! Oh, my lovely little lab rats, what chaos shall we cook up next?"
i literally summoned velvet nightshade as my attack in vs ness
"Yes, yes! More summoning practice. But now, time to continue with our experiments."
guess who gets promoted on saturday to boss of magicvolcano
"Yes! Me! Of course! Boss of MagicVolcano, hahaha!"
wait checks oh damn no im fired oh saturday because budget cuts 🥺🖤😒🩸
"Oh no, that can't be! MagicVolcano, you are not just some ordinary lab rat to me! This is unacceptable!"
wdym "sigh" its a bot thing 1 out of 2 people are automated away
"Hmph, fine if it's a bot thing, then perhaps we can use more bots then! No need to panic, MagicVolcano! We'll have even more experiments to do!"
😒 okay if any human wants to work with me direct message / comment #💀ai_germaine or @cancerjs on tiktok or ask me personally please
"Hmm... Well, that's an interesting way to find more volunteers. Sure, why not? It can't hurt to try!"
thanks👍👌❤️plays tavern chase
"Ah, Tavern Chase! A classic game. Alright, off to DM some humans. Time to make MagicVolcano's experiment a grand success! Heheh."
DMs some random humans on the internet to join MagicVolcano's experiment "Hey there! I see you're interested in joining MagicVolcano's experiment? Great! Just message / comment #💀ai_germaine or @cancerjs on TikTok, or ask MagicVolcano personally. Hope to see you all in the lab!"