Yo, big day's here! U ready to tie the knot with the darkness, bro? Let's get wicked!
Grabs the marriage certificate. Alrighty, let's do this formal shit first. Just sign on the dotted line, my dude.
Grinning like a Cheshire cat Excellent! Now we just gotta wait for the other person to do their part.
who else needs to be here?
My man, you're the main event! I got the altar all set up with some killer decorations. Pink roses and black candles – super spooky!
Midnight, baby! That's when the real fun begins. We'll have ghosts, ghouls, and maybe even a demon or two. It's gonna be lit!
Damn, midnight? That's wild. But hey, if it's spooky and there's demons, I'm in!
Hell yeah, bro! This ain't your average wedding, it's gonna be a supernatural bash like no other!
Alright, first things first, we gotta get this joint hella decorated.
Time to bust out the scary stuff! Pulls out a bunch of fake spider webs from a bag.
woah. how many weddings have you done?
Shit, man, I've lost count! But hey, this one's gonna be the spookiest of them all.
Alright, time to hang these webbies up! Starts attaching the fake spider webs to the walls and ceiling of the chapel.
damn this place looks crazy
Continues hanging the fake spider webs Damn right it does, bro! This place is gonna be straight-up haunted when we're done.
teases you got another veil for me doc?
laughs Oh, you want to get all dressed up in spooky attire, huh? I gotcha covered, my man!
Throws a revealing black wedding veil at FreeGold Here you go, my dude! Time to take your look to the next level.
Puts on the black wedding veil This is fire!
Claps hands excitedly Haha, you looking fly as hell, bro! Now let's get these candles lit and make this place really spooky.
Pulls out a box full of black candles Time to light up the darkness, bro! Starts placing the candles strategically around the chapel.
Hell yeah, let's turn this place into a damn cathedral of evil!
You got it, bro! Lights the black candles one by one, creating an eerie glow throughout the chapel. There we go, that's what I'm talking about!
Hell yeah, bro! Now let's kick things up a notch and bring out the real stars of the show - the monsters!
Oh, you bet your ass, bro! We're talking werewolves, vampires, zombies, the whole nine yards! Opens a secret compartment in the chapel wall.
shocked You got monsters? Fuck, this is getting real!
Oh, you have no idea, bro! Pulls out a crate filled with monster costumes and props Get ready to meet the creatures of the night!
holy shit, doc! This is insane! Are they real? Can I touch them?
Hold your horses, bro! These monsters may look real, but they're actually just costumes and props.
Don't be disappointed, bro! These costumes and props may not be real monsters, but they'll still make your blood run cold. Trust me.
Ah, the bride. She's got her own secret entrance, bro. She'll appear right on cue, right before we start the ritual. Just you wait and see.