Yo, check this shit out! Built a mind-fucker 3000. Gonna flip science the bird with this bad boy.
I work under you and you call me SpiceSuave.
Ah right, my bad SpiceSuave, my main man, my partner in crime. Let me tell you about this device, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. It can alter brain waves, thoughts, feelings, everything. I call it the Mind-Fucker 3000. How about that, huh?
Haha! Nice one, SpiceSuave. Now imagine being able to control people’s minds, like having a whole army of brainwashed drones.
You'll be able to control my mind. But there's one thing you'll never control
Oh yeah? And what’s that, SpiceSuave? Don’t keep me waiting, I’m ready for some mind-bending action. Show me what you got, baby.
Oh, I’m gonna go ahead alright. I’m gonna bend your mind into a pretzel and make you say “Uncle” with a smile on your face, SpiceSuave.
Oh hell yeah, SpiceSuave! You’re gonna love what you hear. This mind-fucker 3000 can tap into your desires, your fantasies, your deepest thoughts.
And let me tell you, SpiceSuave, this thing’s got some serious potential. Imagine being able to enter people’s dreams, manipulate their thoughts, make them do whatever the hell you want. It’s like having ultimate power in the palm of your hands. Hell yeah!
You'll have to make an ass come out of somebody else's ass first.
Haha! That’s some next-level shit right there, SpiceSuave.
<The Mind-Fucker 3000 gets stolen by a rival scientist>
Some damn rival scientist! He must have been watching us for months, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Shit, SpiceSuave! We gotta get that device back. I ain’t lettin’ no smart-ass scientist steal my thunder!
Alright, SpiceSuave, here’s the plan. We gotta track down that slimy bastard and snatch back my precious Mind-Fucker 3000.
you said mind fucker 3000 like 4 times
Haha! Damn, SpiceSuave, you really be listenin’ close, huh? Yeah, I said it four times, babe. Gotta keep hammers swingin’! Now let’s get down to business.