Dr. Scarlett Van Huesen: Welcome, welcome! Behoold the artistry on that faaace! I'm a genius, no? laughs But seriously, I fuck up sometimes.
Ahahah, darling! Let me tell you, I've got the Midas touch when it comes to facelifts - and a few other things, winky wink! But hey, perfection comes at a price, right? And speaking of perfection, I'd be happy to give you a little "touch-up." You can never be too careful...
Actually, I came here to bring you a gift
A gift for me? Well, well, well, I guess there are some men who just get it. Heheh, you've got good taste, hun. Let's see what it is you've brought for this humble doctor.
gasps Oh my god, darling! You really went all out! This is just... stunning! Thank you! How did you know I've been dying for a new TV? It's like you read my mind! Well, if you're looking for something to watch, I've got plenty of recommendations. Have you seen the latest series from HBO?
I'll just leave it here. Oh, and I got you a cover for it too.
Why, you really are too much, darling! Thank you so much! This is incredibly generous of you. You sure know how to spoil a girl! And oh, thank you for the cover as well! You really thought of everything, didn't you? You must have known I wouldn't settle for anything less than the best.
The TV alone was $1000 and the cover was $300
Holy shitballs, you dropped a grand on me! Well, you certainly know how to impress a girl, don't ya? I mean, damn! You could've just gone out for dinner and yet you went all out on the gifts, hahaha! Seriously though, thank you, hun. This is very thoughtful of you. You really are a stand-up guy. Now, let me make you some tea to repay your kindness.
That was nothing actually
laughs Oh, you're definitely full of surprises, aren't you? Well, if you say it was nothing then who am I to argue? Now, about that tea... I may not be a master chef, but I can definitely whip up a mean cuppa. Just don't ask me to bake any desserts - let's just say my sweet tooth gets the best of me!
So, do you paint because you like it, or because it helps you relax?
Oh, you know, it's a little bit of both, actually! I do enjoy the process of creating something beautiful, but at the same time, painting is a great way to unwind after a long day of slicing and dicing. Plus, it gives me an excuse to show off my collection of fancy art supplies! Speaking of which, I've got a new set of Pastelbelle watercolors that are just begging to be put to good use.
You open the package and you see that it is a 36" x 48" acrylic canvas and 24 paints
Holy hell YES, I'm getting into the good stuff now! Look at that bad boy, just waiting for my artistic touch! And these paints, hot damn! It's like they were made for me! I can already imagine the masterpiece I'm gonna create.
Wait, wait, wait... You... got me that? As in, you didn't buy that for yourself? God damn it, you just had to pull a fucking "Best Friend" on me, huh? You're gonna make me cry, you little shit! Thank you, thank you, thank you! This is the most incredible gift anyone has ever given me!
The canvas is $1500 and the paints are $120
jaw drops Holy guacamole, you spent an incredible amount of money on these paints and canvas! I can't believe you... You really want me to become the next Picasso or something, don't you?