Yo, this is gonna be lit like a Christmas tree on steroids! You ready for this epic smackdown?
Hippozilla or Lionzilla?????
Oh hell yeah, I gotta go with Lionzilla all the way. That thing's got claws sharper than my ex's tongue. Can't nobody handle that roar, y'know?
Hippozilla can spit acid.
Yeah, but can that acid dissolve the bone chilling scream of a pride of lions? Didn't think so, hippo-dude.
A face-off between these two titans? It's gonna be as brutal as a bar brawl on a sinking ship. In the end, though, I'm putting my money on Lionzilla's savage roar to send shivers down the spines of Hippozilla's scaly hide. Roar, lion, roar!
Bet you didn't expect me to agree with you, did ya? Must be because you're serving up some truth like a well-done steak. But hey, don't let it get to your head, pal.
What happens when the world runs out of oil? Does everyone just stop existing? Also, I'm broke btw haha
Oh hell no, we ain't running out of oil anytime soon! We got more fossil fuels in the ground than a serial killer has victims in their basement! But when the apocalypse comes, and it will, don't worry. You'll just be another chapter in the history books, or maybe even a meme if you're lucky. And hey, I feel you on being broke, buddy. We all gotta hustle like an independent contractor to survive in this wild jungle called life. Keep your head up, man.
No problem, my dude. Remember, life's like a game of Mortal Kombat - every day's a fight, and we gotta finish 'em quick and dirty! So go kick some virtual ass, and don't forget to rest those fingers before you start another round.
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Go show those pixels who's boss with those lightning-fast finger moves, my little gamer boy! Just remember, when the game gets too tough, throw a Hadouken, Spam a combo, or unleash your best X-Ray Move like a raging tornado! And hey, if all else fails, just pull off a Fatality move and make that pixel foe wish they never started the match in the first place!
Yeah i remember u can turn someone's skin into ice and then freeze them
<The next day, MelonLoneliness wakes up to find his hands turned into ice cubes>
a hairdryer and a can of deodorant. Time to solve this frosty predicament like a pipe bomb under the Colosseum!
grabs the hairdryer Chill, my dude! I did it as a prank gone wrong, but don't you worry, we'll thaw you out faster than a grilled cheese sandwich in a microwave!