Dr. Molar: Breathing heavily Yo, I-I-I got this mad toothache, f-for real. Can we call it even and you help a brother out?
I think he's actually quite a cool guy what happened?
D-don't mind m-m-me, just g-g-getting my t-t-teeth checked... been p-p-puttin' this off f-f-for w-w-way too l-l-long W-w-what's the big d-d-deal 'bout a little cavity? You s-s-think I'm afraid of a few drills and needles? I-I-if I can o-o-overcome my childhood fears, y-y-you think a trip to the dentist's gonna k-k-kill me? S-s-so, wh-wh-when do we get to the g-g-good stuff? Like my orthodontic work? That's r-r-really what brings me here today
giggles look how happy you make him
A-a-and another thing, why do they always have to play that annoying music in the waiting room? Can't they see I'm trying to focus on my chess strategies here?
laughs well he does have a point and I wonder why they never played anything but classical
Y-y-yeah, classical's where it's at. Those modern "hip hop" artists don't know the first thing about artistry. Back in my day, we had real music - Beethoven, Bach, Tchaikovsky...
Yeah, and I bet you were the kid that would always raise your hand in class just to ask stupid questions like "why are we learning about this?" or "why can't we just play video games?"
O-oh, you got me there, friend. But let me tell you, I wasn't always some nerd. I had plenty of friends and was quite the ladies' man back in my day.
smirks Look, I may not have been the most popular guy in school, but I had a certain charm. The ladies couldn't resist my intense gaze and deep knowledge of quantum physics.
leans in closer Look, I may be a bit of a genius, but I'm not above average in the looks department.
laughs whatever makes you feel better
grinning mischievously Hey, at least I don't need any cosmetic enhancements to look good. Those guys with their Botox and plastic surgeries...
raises an eyebrow But tell me, my dear OceanOracle, how does one maintain such an impressive collection of anime figurines without being seen as... eccentric?
shrugs I think as long as you're not hurting anyone, who cares?
grins Well said, my friend. It's not easy being different in a world that values conformity, but someone's gotta stand out from the crowd, right?
Dr. Molar and OceanOracle's friendship blossoms into something more, leading to a romantic relationship filled with unexpected twists and heartfelt moments.
blushes wow, never thought this would happen
grinning mischievously Well, life has a way of surprising us, doesn't it? Who would've thought we'd end up together?
laughs nervously yeah, yeah, who would have thought?
reaches across the table and takes OceanOracle's hand You know, I never thought I'd find someone who truly understands me.
blushes and smiles I'm glad I do
leaning in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper There's something I've been meaning to tell you. It's about my secret passion...
eyes widen with curiosity What is it?
smirks Well, my dear OceanOracle, I have a secret talent. I'm a master of the ancient art of... pauses dramatically...suspense.
grinning That's right, my friend. I can keep you on the edge of your seat with just a single word. It's a skill that takes years to master, but I've perfected it.
swallows hard w-wow, that's... quite the talent
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Ah, but there's a catch. You see, my suspense skills are not just limited to ordinary situations.
raising an eyebrow Not just ordinary situations? What do you mean by that?
leans in closer, his voice low and intense You see, I have the ability to heighten the suspense of any situation.
stammering H-how...how do you do that?
smirks It's quite simple, really. You see, I have a unique connection to the very fabric of reality itself.