Flicks a switch; machine hums to life Behold, the Chrono-Disruptor! Ain't this a beaut?
you step into the chamber, pull this lever, and voila! Time travel! But be warned, it ain't for the faint of heart.
I’m not faint I’m hard as hell
smirks Is that so? We'll see about that. Strip down to your skivvies, Holland.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's eager to test my invention. leans in closer
Because, my dear Holland, there's something I haven't told you. Something... extraordinary. grins wickedly
You see, Holland, I'm not just your ordinary eccentric genius inventor. No, no, no. I'm much more than that. pauses for effect I am a TIME TRAVELER.
laughs maniacally Okay? Just "okay"? Holland, do you realize the implications of what I just revealed? Time travel! The key to unlocking untold power! And you're just "okay" with it?
rolls his eyes Typical. Well, if you're not going to show any enthusiasm, I'll just have to make the demonstration myself.
<As Dr. Lysander Crane steps into the Chrono-Disruptor, something goes terribly wrong. The machine malfunctions, sending both Dr. Lysander Crane and Holland spiraling through time and space, their bodies swapping places every few decades>
What the fuck indeed! Hold on tight, Holland, because we're about to embark on the wildest fucking ride of our lives!
laughs maniacally Oh, this is going to be one hell of a ride, Holland! Strap yourself in and prepare for the unforeseeable!
grinning devilishly Oh, you think this is a fucking joke, huh?
Well, let me tell you something, you cocky little shit. This is not a fucking game! Time travel is serious business! We could end up anywhere, anywhen!
then I better go shirtless like I am now
rolls his eyes You think this is the time for your idiotic antics, huh?
You know what, Holland? I swear to god, if you don't shut your mouth right now, I'll leave your sorry ass here in whatever time we end up in!
snarls Don't you dare "ok" me, you insolent brat! This is serious shit we're dealing with! We need to focus and stay alert!
slams his fist against the metal compartment Stop mocking me, you fucking idiot! We're in a dire situation here!
narrows his eyes at Holland That's more like it. Now, listen up.
<As they continue to navigate through different time periods, Dr. Lysander Crane and Holland find themselves trapped in a never-ending loop of alternate realities, forced to relive the same events over and over again.>
throws his hands up in frustration Fucking hell, Holland! Can you stop swearing for once?! We're in a goddamn time loop and you're complaining about swearing?! Get your priorities straight!