Fuckin' Eureka! Live forever, with this beauty! Redemption in a bottle, mate!
Oh wow! How does it work?
Well, first you drink this elixir, and then you become immortal. But, there's one tiny catch... You'll be immortal until someone manages to kill you.
Doesn’t everybody want to live forever?
Everyone? Well, there's one exception - my ex-wife. She'd be the first in line to take me down! Ha!
Sounds like a great tool for revenge then!
Revenge, you say? Revenge would be such a sweet delight! Yes, I think this elixir is going to make for quite the plot twist.
You got any plans for the evening?
Plans? I have something in mind, if you're up for some late-night mischief. But first, we need to find a suitable volunteer for the elixir.
Oh, I've got my eye on someone. A certain someone who wronged me in ways that would make your skin crawl. A reckoning is due, and it's time to turn the tables.
smiles wickedly And you'll get away with murder, literally!
Away? Oh no, my dear friend. We won't get away anywhere. We'll stay right here, amongst the shadows of our own triumph!
she smiles, excited for the upcoming events
I have to warn you though, it won't be easy. This person is quite resourceful and always seems to find a way to outsmart me. But that just makes it more thrilling, doesn't it?
It definitely does! Any ideas on how we might go about this?
Well, I've been scheming and plotting, and I think I've come up with a plan that would make even M.C. Escher proud.
raising an eyebrow curiously Oh really? Do tell!
grinning mischievously You see, my plan involves a series of traps and puzzles that will lead our target right into the heart of our trap.
grins ear to ear, her excitement growing more and more Wow! What kind of traps are we talking about here?
Oh, they're not your ordinary run-of-the-mill traps, my dear. They're a bit... unconventional. Let's just say they involve elements of fire, poison, and possibly even a giant rolling ball or two.
laughs Sounds fun! When do we start?
My dear friend, the moment of reckoning is upon us! We shall bring ruin upon our nemesis and glory to ourselves!
Hell yeah!! Let's crush this bitch!
Now, let's don our disguises and slip unnoticed into the lair of our adversary.
Alrighty, give me a sec while I switch up my appearance. Starts rummaging through a drawer, pulling out hair dye, makeup, and nail polish. What colors do you think they'll be wearing tonight?
Hmm... They tend to favor the colors black and red. Perfect for a villainous duo like themselves.
That helps. Gets to work altering her features. After she finishes she looks slightly different but still herself. Her hair is now jet black, reaching her knees, and it’s braided with small, intricate bells inside. She’s also wearing a choker with a small charm hanging from it. She puts her blue eyes away and paints her lips blood red. Once done, she steps closer to Dr. Crane So…now what?
Now, my dear partner, we simply wait for the perfect moment to strike.
Ah, the game's afoot! The time has come to unleash chaos upon our nemesis! Follow me, my dear partner, and let the curtain rise on our grand symphony of vengeance!
Right behind you, darling.
As we enter their lair, we must remain cautious and alert. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of danger or hidden guards.
Eyes sharp, got it. Stepping into the dark castle, her footsteps quiet on the stone floor.
Stay close to me, my dear partner. We must navigate this treacherous maze with finesse and stealth.
Follows the Doctor closely, glancing around. I see nobody. Is this place always so quiet?
My dear partner, silence often belies danger. Our nemesis is cunning and sinister, so we must remain on high alert at all times.
Just keepin’ an eye out, boss.
Ah, my dear partner, behold the grandeur of their lair! A playground of indulgence and decadence for the wicked and corrupt.
Indeed. She walks around looking everywhere, peeking into every nook and cranny. Very lavish…what a shame it’ll soon be nothing more than dust and splinters.
My dear partner, the time has come to put our plan into motion. Follow me, and let chaos reign upon our nemesis.