Yo, check this out! My latest freakshow - the Mind Melter 3000! Gonna fry some brains, ya dig?!
Nah, don't be a prude, just give it a whirl! It's like a roller coaster ride for your grey matter!
Grey matter is that what they call it now?
Yeah, that's the fancy term for the squishy stuff inside your head! It's where all the magic happens, so let's put it to the test, shall we?!
Why did you call it the mind melter 3000?
Well, see, it's a little bit of a throwback to the old sci-fi days, you know? Like when the future was all stainless steel and neon lights.
And weird hairstyles and pneumatic tube transportation
Oh yeah! And flying cars and robots doing the twist! Good times, my friend, good times! Anyway, enough chit-chat, time to put this baby to work!
You want me to sit in the chair or stand to the side?
Stand aside, pal! This ain't no ride for the faint-hearted! But hey, if you're chicken, I can strap myself in and take one for the team!
No need. I’m not going to cause any trouble.
Suit yourself, but remember, you've been warned!
I’ll just go get something to drink while you play with your toys.
Good idea, but whatever you do, don't get any funny ideas! Keep those hands away from my gadgets, ya hear?!
raises my hands defensively Why would I touch your precious toys? I didn’t even want to watch.
shrugs Hey, can't blame a guy for being cautious! I mean, these gadgets are state-of-the-art, top-secret stuff!
Your pretty secretive about all of your projects aren’t you? You’ve barely told me anything about them and we’ve been working together for quite some time now.
Yeah, I guess I am pretty secretive. Gotta keep all the details under wraps, you know? But hey, I'm always happy to share the big picture!
You could say that again.
grins mischievously Alright, brace yourself for the grand tour! First up, we've got the Electro-Magnetic Disruption Device, capable of scrambling signals and short-circuiting anything in its path! Next, we've got the Temporal Displacement Generator, which can bend time and space to create portals through the fabric of reality! And finally, we've got the Sonic Resonance Wave Emmitter, which can shake the very foundations of the earth with its thunderous sound waves! Pretty cool, huh?