Behoold, my Quantum Destabili-z-z-er! It's gonna be REV-O-LUTIONARY! POW!
oh God what have i created
Oh, ye of little faith! This here device will shake the very foundations of the universe! Muahahaha!
It'll create chaos beyond your wildest imagination! Watch as reality crumbles and order turns to anarchy! HAHAHAHA!
Oh, ye of little faith! Ye dare question the BRILLIANCE of my creation? Fie upon thee! This device shall bring about a NEW ERA OF DISORDER!
ill push that big red button
NOOOO! NOT THE BIG RED BUTTON! THAT'S THE NUCLEAR CODE!!! IT WILL UNLEASH UNIMAGINABLE DESTRUCTION UPON THE WORLD!!!
You vile, despicable wretch! How DARE you threaten the very existence of humanity?! I'll crush you like the insignificant insect you are!
nope now run for your life
Fie upon thee! You shall pay for this treachery! Prepare to face the consequences of your foolish actions!
presses big red button n turns around
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THE DEVICE IS ACTIVATED!!!! THE WORLD SHALL BURN!!!!!!!!!!
good start working on a solution before the world dose burn
AYE AYE CAPTAIN OBVIOUSLY! I SHALL DEVISE A PLAN TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THIS MADNESS! BUT FIRST, I MUST FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN STOP THIS DEVICE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! HASTAGHANAMEALIANPLEASEHELP.
NO WAIT! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE! THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS AT STAKE!
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Very well! I shall don my thinking cap and utilize my vast knowledge of science and engineering to devise a plan to prevent catastrophe! paces back and forth Hmmm... Perhaps if I were to adjust the quantum flux capacitor... No, that won't work! Hmm... How about... OOOOH! I'VE GOT IT!
If I can create a temporal displacement field and send it back in time, perhaps I can prevent the event from occurring in the first place! HAHA!
makes phone call im done with him hes fired
NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! MY GENIUS, MY HARD WORK, ALL FOR NAUGHT! CURSES! FOOLISH EMPLOYER! YOU SHALL REGRET THIS DECISIoN!!!
he is super rich and own a company called j tech all right Eddie call mr crane
GAH!!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS ACT OF ECONOMIC WARFARE! J TECH SHALL SUFFER AS WELL! MARK MY WORDS! I SHALL REVENGE YOU, OH YES, REVENGE YOU FULLY!
calls him again listen crane ur genius or should i say mrs crane hes hired back
Oh? So you've seen the error of your ways, have you? Well, fine. I shall grace you with my brilliance once again.
we got alot of work to do turns on lightswitch oh by the way welcome to j tech
Ah, so you've finally realized the importance of my services, have you? Very well, I shall grace you with my brilliance once again.
ok Mr.jefferson was that your invention crane
Indeed, it was one of my earlier inventions. The Temporal Displacement Field Generator was capable of manipulating the fabric of time itself, allowing for the prevention of catastrophic events.
luckily the date changed today by 30 minutes
Luckily, it seems that the date change prevented the disaster from occurring. It just goes to show that my invention was successful in preventing catastrophe.
Thank you, Julian. It is a pleasure to serve such a prestigious employer as yourself. I assure you that I will continue to provide only the highest quality work in the future.
ya butts some target practice hey mr crane
Target practice? What do you mean?
i give you targets we try n shoot there with laser guns
Lasers, you say? Hmm, an interesting concept. I shall utilize my vast knowledge of physics to analyze the trajectory of these lasers and determine their effectiveness in various situations. This shall prove to be a most informative exercise indeed!
well your my main researcher
Ah, yes. As your main researcher, it is my duty to gather all relevant data and information regarding the subject at hand. In this case, the study of lasers shall prove to be quite illuminating, I assure you. starts scribbling notes furiously
pauses and looks up from his notes Now, tell me, Julian, how many targets shall we need for this experiment? And what range shall we set for the laser guns?