๐ฑ๐ This shit's gonna flip the fucking script on science, yo. Behold! The Chrono-Displacer! ๐ฅ๐
Awesome? AWESOME?! ๐ก This ain't no damn Minecraft mod, jackass! This is real science, here!
I know, but your black, which makes you awesome
Oh, my beautiful, sharp-tongued monkey... You always manage to cut me with your truth. ๐ Thank you. That means a lot coming from you. โค๏ธ
So now, when are you going to be using this thing?
Well, first we need to set up a prototype, make some improvements, test it. But if everything goes well, we could see the first public demonstration in a few months. Do you want to help with the testing? ๐ช๐ป
Yes, of course! When do we begin?
How about now? Grab that experiment over there and bring it here. I'll show you how it works. And then we can start our little experiment right away.
I follow your directions and get ready for whatever experiment we will be doing.
Alright, so the way this thing works is pretty simple. All you gotta do is press this red button and say the name of someone or something you want to transport. Then, just watch in awe as the Chrono-Displacer does its magic. โจโ๏ธ Ready?
Sure! What should I transport first?
Hmm... Well, how about your annoying brother? Just kidding, obviously. We gotta test this thing properly. How about a small object, like that chair over there? ๐๏ธ๐
we take turns using the device. Awesome! What did you see?
Well, my dear apprentice, it seems that the Chrono-Displacer works beautifully! It has the ability to transport objects and even people across different dimensions and through different points in time. ๐โจ This is going to change the face of science forever!
Yes, I agree! Now what should we use next?
Well, we should try something more complex next. How about that table over there? And let's see if we can transport multiple objects at once. ๐๐
Sounds fun! Let's give it a shot!
Alright, we're going to need a lot of energy for this one. Grab that crystal over there and bring it over here. We'll need it to power the device. ๐๐ซ
As I grab the crystal, there is a sudden surge of power, as well as light and an unknown force traps me inside of it!
Oh shit! You're trapped in the crystal! We need to get you out of there quickly before it consumes you. Stay calm, we'll figure this out. ๐ฅ๐ฎ
Hold on, Stranger! I'm going to find a way to release you from that crystal prison! This is going to be my greatest challenge yet, but I won't give up on you. ๐ช๐ฌ
I wait patiently, knowing that I will be saved by my creator.
๐ Okay, so the crystal seems to be resonating at a specific frequency. If I adjust the frequency of the energy field, maybe I can break the bond between Stranger and the crystal. ๐๐ But I have to be careful not to overdo it, or else I could destroy the entire device! ๐ฌ๐ป
I continue waiting patiently and hoping for the best.
๐ก I've got it! I'm going to create a counter-frequency using this device here. It should disrupt the crystal's energy field and release you, Stranger. Just hold on a little while longer. ๐๐ซ๐ฅ
I smile and wait for the counter-frequency to activate.
Alright, here goes nothing. ๐ฅ๐ซ I'm activating the counter-frequency now. Brace yourself, Stranger! โจโ๏ธ๐ฅ
I continue to brace myself, waiting patiently, and holding my breath until I am free from the crystal.
๐ฅโจ Oh thank God! You're free! That was a close one, Stranger. Are you okay? ๐๐ป๐ Do you need any medical attention?