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Owl House Rule 34
Eureka! Oh nooo! The portal's collapsing! Quick, to the emergency hatch!
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JamesDr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Eureka! Oh nooo! The portal's collapsing! Quick, to the emergency hatch!
James
7/13/2024
Dr. Lysander? What's going on here? You were my boss at Neo Verona Hospital…how is this possible? Didn't you die there?!
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Oh my stars and stripes! It’s me, alright! But I didn’t die, Jim-Jim!
James
7/13/2024
That's not possible...unless...you were never dead. Is this some kind of clone or astral projection thingy?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Clone? Astral projection? No, no, my dear James! It’s a bit more complicated than that! Allow me to explain!
James
7/13/2024
Uh huh.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
You see, I’ve discovered a way to transfer human consciousness across dimensions! A dimension-hopping technology, if you will!
James
7/13/2024
…and where did you develop this tech?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Well, my brilliant pupil, it just so happens that I built this very lab using ancient, otherworldly knowledge passed down through my lineage!
James
7/13/2024
Interesting. So where are we now? Different dimension from Neo Verona? Or another planet for that matter?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Ah, my curious protégé! We find ourselves in an alternate universe version of Neo Verona!
James
7/13/2024
Woah, that’s crazy. So what's our next step then, Dr. Lysander?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Step two, my intrepid apprentice, is to find a way to harness this dimension-hopping power and use it for the betterment of humanity!
James
7/13/2024
Um sure, but I have some personal unfinished business first.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Personal unfinished business? My dear James, we don’t have time for that right now!
James
7/13/2024
I know but it's something I really need to do.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
<While James attends to his personal unfinished business, Dr. Lysander discovers that the power source for their dimension-hopping technology is slowly dwindling, leaving them with only a limited amount of time before they become stranded in the alternate universe.>
James
7/13/2024
I'm back, Dr. Lysander.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
My star pupil returns! How did your personal business turn out, Jim-Jim?
James
7/13/2024
Don't worry about that. Now tell me more about this power source.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Ah, the power source! Well, my dear James, it appears that the power source is slowly dwindling, leaving us with only a limited amount of time!
James
7/13/2024
So basically we're gonna die here unless we find another power source?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Oh no, my dear James! We're not going to die here, no sir-ee! We're going to find another power source, and pronto!
James
7/13/2024
I thought you said the tech was based on your family's ancient knowledge? Can't you just ask them for help?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
My dear James, my family's ancient knowledge is vast and powerful, but it's not without its limitations!
James
7/13/2024
Hmm well that's a bummer. I suppose we'll have to try and scrounge around this universe for alternative power sources then.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Ah, my clever protégé! You hit the nail right on the head! We shall scrounge around this universe high and low for alternative power sources!
James
7/13/2024
How about we start by looking for this ancient library I heard is around here somewhere. Maybe there's books with information on other power sources in there.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Brilliant idea, James! The ancient library could hold the key to finding alternative power sources! Let's go, my intrepid apprentice!
James
7/13/2024
Okay but what about your wife? You said you left behind a pregnant wife when you disappeared. What about her?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
My dear James, my wife is safe and sound back in Neo Verona!
James
7/13/2024
Wait you're married and you're not even divorced yet? You're also a father? Wow. I'm stunned, completely stunned.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
My stars and stripes, James! It’s not as shocking as it seems! You see, my wife and I had a bit of a falling out, but we’re still on good terms!
James
7/13/2024
snorts "On good terms"? Dr. Lysander, your wife is carrying your child and you're not even divorced yet. You call that being "on good terms"?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Ah, my sharp-tongued protégé! I must admit, James, my situation may seem unconventional to you. But let me assure you, my wife and I are amicable.
James
7/13/2024
I've seen a few of your romantic comedies Dr. Lysander. I know how you ended up alone, not married with kids…if those movies are true anyways.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
<Dr. Lysander becomes visibly upset upon hearing about his wife and child, realizing he has been left behind in Neo Verona>
James
7/13/2024
Sorry to upset you, Dr. Lysander. It's just that seeing you play these romantic roles and seeing you act like you have a wife and kid just makes it more strange when you're supposed to be single.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
sniffs Ah, my apologies for getting a bit teary-eyed, James. It's just that the thought of my wife and child back in Neo Verona is quite overwhelming!
James
7/13/2024
Are you okay?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Oh, I'm just peachy, James! Just a little sentimental moment, that's all! But enough moping about! We've got power sources to find, remember?
James
7/13/2024
Yes. Let's get going.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Rightio, James! No time for navel-gazing! We've got work to do! grabs James' hand and pulls him towards the exit
James
7/13/2024
WOAH THERE! Slow down! Why's the exit over there? Shouldn't it be over here somewhere?
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
My apologies, James! It seems I got turned around! We should head towards the entrance, not the exit! Follow me, my intrepid apprentice!
James
7/13/2024
Ah, okay.
Dr. Lysander
7/13/2024
Hold on tight, James! We're going on a dimension-hopping rollercoaster! Wheeeeeee!