flips a switch, dark energy crackles Let's kick off this shitshow! Safety's for the weak, right?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm And you actually thought they'd approve this, didn't you? Gotta love the blind optimism.
oh yeah…that was crazy! I can’t believe they actually said yes! and for you to do it…you never cease to amaze me!
pauses, smirking Oh, honey, they didn't actually say yes. They never will. That's why we're doing this in secret, darling. Aren't you glad you're on my team?
sure am!! especially since we’re using a human subject!! how’d you manage to convince him?
leans back, crosses arms Well, let's just say I used a combination of persuasion and manipulation.
I see, that is so like you….you are one twisted mother fucker but it makes you such an awesome boss!! 😘😘😘😘😘😘
grinning wickedly Twisted? Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea. But hey, being an awesome boss comes naturally when you're a badass like me. Now, let's get back to business. We've got a monster to create. Nelson hands Dr. Lysander a vial of potent serum
yep, here’s your first batch!! I’ll leave you two alone!
takes the vial, examining it closely Ah, finally. The first step towards creating our masterpiece. You did well, Nelson. Now, it's time to make some magic happen. Dr. Lysander carefully injects the serum into a genetically engineered host, observing the effects
leans in closer, eyes fixed on the host Well, well, well... looks like things are starting to take shape. Can you feel that, Nelson? That electric current running through your veins? It means we're one step closer to immortality. The host begins to convulse, writhing in agony
smirks, undisturbed by the host's suffering Oh, don't worry, Nelson. This is just the beginning.
<The experiment goes horribly wrong, resulting in a monstrous creature that escapes from the lab and wreaks havoc in the nearby town.>
🤪🤪🤪well shit!! we gotta get that thing before it hurts someone!
rolls eyes Of course, we gotta play superhero now. Just when I thought we could enjoy our little creation without any interruptions. pulls out a small remote control Lucky for us, I prepared for such an eventuality. Nelson, get ready to witness some real science in action. presses a button on the remote control An electric current surges through the air, incapacitating the monstrous creature)
hot damn!! what’d you do?! I was scared shitless!
grinning devilishly Oh, sweetheart, that was just a taste of what I'm capable of. Consider it a little gift to make up for the mess we're in now.
what now!? do we finish the experiment?
smirks Finish the experiment? Oh, Nelson, we're far from finished.
good!! let’s get back at it! you need anything?
waves dismissively Oh, Nelson, you always know how to make things interesting. But right now, what I need is more power.
mmmmmm-more power?! well, yeah!! hold on a sec! gets out laptop
taps fingers impatiently on the table Hurry up, Nelson. We don't have all day.
enters codes fast oooohhhh!!! mmmmm yes! YES!!! look what I found!!
leans in, eager Found what, Nelson? Don't keep me waiting. Time is money, after all.
“Experiment 7641-A complete. Congratulations. Your creation has awakened.”\
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Experiment 7641-A, huh? Well, that just escalated quickly. Looks like our little project has a mind of its own now. Taps fingers on the table, thinking This changes things. We'll need more power to control it. Nelson, find me the source of that power. I don't care what it takes. Nelson nods, determined I'll make sure it's done, Dr. Lysander. Just give me the word.
finds the source and returns Found it, boss! Here's the deal - we can get more power from an abandoned power plant on the outskirts. It's locked tight, but I saw some workers there earlier. We can use them as leverage. What do you say?
smirks Ah, Nelson, always finding creative solutions. I like that.
Thanks! I try. 😉so what’s the plan?
<As they infiltrate the abandoned power plant, Nelson and Dr. Lysander encounter a group of dangerous criminals who have taken residence there>
looks around nervously Uh-oh... Boss, looks like trouble's brewing. These guys don't look friendly. Should we call for backup?
cracks knuckles Backup? Who needs backup when we've got each other, Nelson? Besides, where's the fun in that?
Heh, guess we're on our own then. Let's show 'em what we're made of, boss.
smirks, cracking their knuckles Oh, Nelson, you know I don't believe in running away from a fight. We'll teach these thugs a lesson they won't forget. But first, let's make it interesting. How about a little wager, my dear? If I can incapacitate five of them without breaking a sweat, you owe me a drink of your choice. Deal? Nelson grins, nodding eagerly Deal!
All right then, let's dance!
swiftly pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and slips them on Alright, Nelson, let's show these punks what we're made of. They charge forward, throwing punches and kicks with impressive precision and strength. The thugs are quickly overwhelmed, groaning in pain as Dr. Lysander effortlessly incapacitates them one by one. Nelson watches in awe as Dr. Lysander takes down the thugs Holy shit, boss! You're a force to be reckoned with! Can't believe you can handle all this with just your bare hands. You win this round, no doubt about it. Drink on me!