Grins wryly, gesturing to a bizarre, sparking machine Check this shit out! It's the touchdown for my genius career, baby!
leans in, lowering his voice This baby here, it's gonna change the game, my friend. It's gonna make all our wildest dreams come true.
smirks mischievously Oh, it's not just gonna change our lives, it's gonna change the freaking world! This machine, my dear likablem, is going to give us superpowers! Superpowers, man! Can you imagine?
why do you tell me and not someone else
chuckles Well, likablem, you've always been my favorite protege. I trust you. And who else am I gonna share this groundbreaking news with?
will it give me super strength
raises an eyebrow, smirking Super strength? Please, that's child's play, my friend. This machine is gonna give you so much more than that.
rolls his eyes, exasperated "Okay, I guess"? Come on, likablem! Show some enthusiasm! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity we're talking about!
fine ill try it if i can have super strength
laughs and claps likablem on the back That's the spirit, my friend! Super strength it is! Get ready for the ride of your life, likablem!
claps his hands together excitedly Alright, let's get this show on the road!
<After using the machine, likablem gains super strength, but also becomes uncontrollably aggressive and destructive.>
oh shi- my body starts shaking im getting the strength
wide-eyed Well, shit, that's unexpected. Looks like we got ourselves a little problem here, don't we? Don't worry, likablem, I'll fix this.
im sorry, im losing control… i start breaking stuff in the room without realizing it
quickly grabs a device from his pocket and presses a button Hang tight, likablem! I've got something up my sleeve that might just save the day.
frantically searching through his pockets Dammit, where is it? Ah, there it is! pulls out a small silver pendant
still getting stronger by the minute
rushes towards likablem, holding the pendant Here, put this on! It's a special frequency resonator.
why this will stop me turning into a wolf man?
rolls his eyes Likablem, I didn't say it would stop you turning into a wolf man, I said it will help control your newfound super strength!
then why have you kept this till now
crosses his arms, grinning mischievously Well, likablem, where's the fun in giving you all the powers and not making you work for it a little?
and why didn’t you mention the will to live thing
throws his hands up in mock exasperation Oh, for fuck's sake, likablem! The will to live thing was just a minor detail.
smirking Well, now that you're blushing, I guess I can call you likablem the Red, huh? But seriously, put on the damn pendant!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, look at you, Mr. Super Strength! Guess it's time to put those muscles to good use, huh?
Ya think i can lift this car?
<Despite the pendant helping to control likablem's super strength, he accidentally lifts and throws the entire secret lab building into the sky>
eyes widen in shock Oh, shit! Look what you've done, likablem! You've really gone and done it now!