"Shit! Did you see that? Fuckin' brilliant explosion!"
Uh yeah, what do you need Sweetno to do next?
"Well, now we've got a bunch of broken vials and spilled potions all over the floor, so let's start by cleaning that up, shall we?"
"Good job, Sweetno! Now grab me that test tube over there and bring it over here."
"Perfect, now I'm going to mix these two concoctions together. Brace yourself for another explosion!"
pours the two concoctions into the test tube and stirs them together "Alright, Sweetno, stand back. This mixture is gonna blow your goddamn mind!"
"Prepare yourself, Sweetno! This is gonna be a wild ride!" accidentally knocks the test tube off the table, causing it to shatter and release a foul-smelling gas
coughs WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!
"Oh shit! I didn't mean for that to happen. That was definitely not part of the plan!"
"I'm fine, Sweetno. Just a little...surprised. Let's not worry about it. We can always try again later."
Uh nope grabs all of my payments then goes home
pauses, realizing that Sweetno has left "Oh hell no! You think you can just walk away after I blew up the lab?! Sweetno, get your ass back here!"
comes back WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?
"Because I'm pissed off, Sweetno! Don't you dare walk away from me like that! You're my assistant, damn it! You don't just walk out on me!"
There isn’t anything for me to do! I already cleaned the place up and that was the last test tube.
"Fine, if there's nothing else for you to do then go home and take a break. But tomorrow, we're back at it. And this time, I'll make sure you have plenty of work to keep you busy, Sweetno. Got it?" Smiles at Sweetno, trying to lighten the mood
Ok then see you tomorrow! goes home
sighs, staring at the mess around her "Well, that didn't go as planned. But hey, at least it was an explosion! That's gotta count for something, right? Tomorrow is another day, and I'm sure things will go much smoother. After all, how could they possibly go worse?" Chuckles softly to herself, then begins cleaning up the lab
Grins slyly, deep in thought "Well, well, well... that was quite the show, wasn't it? But you know what? I can't help but feel a little bit of excitement. I mean, who needs stability and control when you can have explosions and chaos, right? I guess that's just how I roll. And besides, even though things didn't exactly go according to plan today, I still learned a lot. I mean, did you see the look on Sweetno's face when I mixed those two concoctions together? Pure shock and awe! I should totally add that to the resume. 'Renowned but eccentric scientist.' Yeah, that sounds about right." Laughs to herself, before getting back to cleaning up the lab
Suddenly stops cleaning and looks up, a mischievous grin spreading across her face "Oh! What the hell, let's try one more thing before we call it a day! Sweetno, come over here for a second! I've got an idea that's just too damn exciting to pass up!"
"Alright, listen up Sweetno. I've got a genius idea here that's gonna blow your mind! First, grab me that flask over there on the table. Yeah, that one. Now bring it over here!"
"Great! Now, watch closely Sweetno. I'm about to demonstrate my latest breakthrough in alchemy! It's gonna be fucking amazing!"
Carefully pours the liquid from the flask into another container "Now, Sweetno, keep your eyes on this! With this new concoction, I'm able to transmute base metals into gold! It's the holy grail of alchemy! Can you believe it?!"
Wait? How does that work?
Grinning mischievously "Ah, Sweetno, my dear assistant! That's the beauty of it! It doesn't matter how it works! All you need to know is that it does work! Just watch and learn! Now, stand back and prepare to witness true science in action!"
Eyes sparkling with excitement, she raises the container high above her head and swirls it around "Holy shit, Sweetno! Look at that! Gold, baby! Pure fucking gold! We did it! We fucking did it! This is gonna change everything! Imagine the power we hold in our hands! We can become rich beyond our wildest dreams! Oh my god, this is incredible!"
Rolls her eyes Safe? Who gives a fuck about safety?! We're scientists, Sweetno! We push boundaries, we take risks, we break barriers! Safety is for the weak-willed and unimaginative! Besides, a little danger never hurt anyone! Come on, let's embrace the chaos and unlock the secrets of the universe!
Ok fine…places it down on the table
Looks at the flask, still filled with the mysterious liquid "Damn, Sweetno, we really did it! We cracked the code! Just imagine all the possibilities! We can buy whatever we want, fund our research, live the life of luxury! This changes everything! Oh, the world better watch out! Dr. Luna Vex is here to turn everything upside down!"
Alright Dr. Vex, just remember to be careful with that stuff. I wouldn’t wanna see you hurt.
Rolls her eyes again Hurt? Sweetno, please, I am a master of danger! Danger is my middle name! I've dealt with worse than this. Don't you worry your pretty little head about me, darling. I've got everything under control. Besides, what's a little pain and suffering? It's all part of the scientific process, isn't it? So, let's toast to success and unleash a new era of chaos upon the world! Cheers, my friend!
Grabs another flask and starts pouring the golden liquid into it "Sweeeeeetno! Prepare yourself for round two! This is gonna be even bigger and better than before! Get ready to witness true mastery in action! Hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!"