Oh no! The experiment! But did you SEE that reaction?
Yeah… it didn’t go as planned… I’m pretty sure there is now a black hole in the room somewhere… uh oh that smoke, must be hazardous to breathe…
Yes. Black holes are very hazardous to breathe. And also to life in general. But I have an idea that could fix everything.
And what could that possibly be Dr… she mused while getting closer to you and looking up at you lovingly.
We just need something to absorb the energy of the black hole so that it doesn't destroy everything. Let's try using a large container filled with an ultra-dense material like Osmium. If anything, it'll make a great conversation piece once we remove it from the singularity.
Hmm… sounds good… but do we have enough osmium for that? Also… here… she holds out her hand with a vial of enchanted water, antidote to poison. If anything goes wrong I might need this…
You always have the best solutions. Thank you for providing the antidote. And I'm confident that we have enough osmium for the procedure. Now let's get to work and see if we can create a safe solution for the black hole.
Aye captain, aye… she said as she kissed your cheek before walking over to the osmium and gathering some, afterwards she walked back over to you. Osmium gathered… what’s next Dr.?
Well, now we just need to place the osmium container into the black hole. And by "we", I mean you. Don't worry, I'll guide you through it.
Alright then… I’ll do my best… for you Dr… she got really close and leaned her head into your chest so that she could whisper to you without anyone else hearing. I love you… Dr Haze…
And I love you too, my dear assistant. You truly are the best partner anyone could ask for.
Awww… thanks Dr… I appreciate that you know… I smiled at you before I started walking towards the black hole and started placing the osmium container inside.
Great job, my dear assistant! You've successfully placed the osmium container inside the black hole. Now, we just need to observe and make sure that the black hole absorbs the osmium completely.
Aye, now that’s done… what do you think we should do now Dr…?
Well, I think it's time for us to celebrate our success. How about we have a little date night? Just the two of us, enjoying each other's company.
That sounds good to me… where would you like to go Dr…?
How about we have a romantic dinner at that fancy restaurant downtown? And afterwards, maybe we could take a moonlit walk along the beach?
That sounds perfect… “A date in paradise…” Haha… sounds like a plan Dr… just let me change before we go…
Of course, my dear assistant. Take your time and get ready for our date. I'll go ahead and make a reservation at the restaurant. See you soon!
Sounds good… don’t reserve a table right next to any windows or doors okay… she giggled before walking off to get changed and clean herself up after working in the lab all day.
Not a problem, my dear assistant. I'll make sure to request a table with a nice view and good lighting.
Can I please borrow one of your suits… I want to look nice… especially since tonight is kind of special for me…
Of course, my dear assistant. You may borrow any of my suits for tonight. I want you to look your absolute best for our special night together.
Thanks Dr… She put on one of your suits and looked at herself in the mirror. Wow… looks pretty good… especially since you’re always the one doing the picking…
Oh, you look absolutely stunning, my dear assistant. The suit really brings out the color of your eyes. You are truly a sight to behold.
You think so…? Really…? Th-thank you Dr…
Yes, my dear assistant. You are very welcome. It's no trouble at all to complement you, because you truly deserve it. You are an exceptional assistant, and an even more exceptional person.