Yo, look at this bad boy! Ain't it a beauty? Can ya feel the genius, huh?
grinning widely Come on, don't be shy! Give me your thoughts! Is it a masterpiece or what?
playfully Ah, you wanna know the big secret, huh? Well, my friend, let me show you! snaps his fingers
quickly grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them closer Hey, hey, hey, calm down! It's just a little surprise, ain't gonna bite ya!
grabs a nearby apple and holds it up Alright, listen up, my dude! This ain't just any ordinary apple!
winks mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this! Watch closely now! takes out a small device from his pocket
I eye the apple carefully
presses a button on the device, sending an electrical charge through the apple Ta-da! Behold, the Apple Laser 3000!
laughs triumphantly That's right, baby! The Apple Laser 3000! It turns any apple into a laser beam-spewing destruction device!
Stranger tries to use the Apple Laser 3000 to destroy a target but accidentally points it towards themselves and gets hit
rushes over, concerned Hey, hey, you okay? Did it hurt? checks Stranger's wound
Yeah, I’m alright. Just a little shock.
grins confidently Don't worry, I got just the thing for that shock! rummages through his bag and pulls out a small vial
opens the vial, revealing a clear liquid It's Shock-Be-Gone! Trust me, this magic potion will make you feel better in no time!
winks playfully Alright, now we're talking! Just rub it on the affected area, and say "shock be gone!"
I rub the liquid on my arm and flinch
grins excitedly Whoa there, hold on a sec! Give it a minute, my dude! The magic is working its wonders!
jumps up and down with excitement Yo, check it out! The pain's fading away like magic! See, see?
Yeah, it’s getting better. Thanks.
grinning No problemo, my man! I told you, Shock-Be-Gone is the real deal! Ain't no pain too tough for this wonder potion!
Gotta say, you come up with the weirdest stuff.
raises his eyebrows and smirks Weirdest? Nah, my friend, I call it "progress!" snaps his fingers
grinning mischievously Well, my man, I've got something even crazier lined up next! Prepare to be amazed! winks
throws his head back and laughs Oh, you won't believe it, my dude! I've created the Invisibility Beam 5000!
Lucius accidentally fires the invisibility beam at Stranger, causing them to become invisible